Who Are You in Reservoir Dogs?

Mr. Pink – Level headed guy. Usually cool and collected. When there’s a conflict you’d rather stay out of it. You don’t tip unless it’s really special.

You say: “Where’s the commode in this dungeon? I gotta take a squirt.”

Mr. Brown – Pop culture expert with very original interpretations of the meaning of pop songs.

You say: “Ok, let me tell ya what ‘Like a Virgin’ is about. It’s all about this cooze who is a regular fuck machine. I’m talking, morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.”

Mr. Orange – Balls of steel. You have to be crazy to go undercover.

You say: “Don’t pussy out on me now. They don’t know. They don’t know shit. You’re not gonna get hurt… You’re fucking Barretta. They believe every word ‘cause you’re super cool.”

Mr White – You have strong opinions and don’t keep them to yourself. You speak out even if that means you have to go head-to-head with somebody.

You say: “What you’re supposed to do is act like a fuckin’ professional. A psychopath ain’t a professional. You can’t work with a psychopath. You don’t know what those sick assholes are gonna do next.”

Mr. Blue – A professional criminal. You do what you’re told and don’t make a fuss.

You say: “What’s special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?”

Mr. Blonde – You’re a pure psychopath. You enjoy torturing police officers while listening to sixties pop classics on the radio. You always keep a razor in your boot.

You say: “You kids shouldn’t play so rough. Somebody’s gonna start crying”

Nice Guy Eddie – Loyal to your old man. You like to crack jokes about prison rape and black men getting their dicks glued to their bellies.

You say: “Dad, I’m sorry, but I don’t know what the hell’s happening.”

Joe Cabot – The Boss. You’re a big, bald, bad motherfucker. You look like the Thing in The Fantastic Four.

You say: “Chew? Toby Chew?”

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