The James Bond Films Rated From Worst To Best (24-11)

In anticipation of SPECTRE, FilmDungeon.com editor Jeppe Kleyngeld lists his favourite things about the James Bond series in 12 unique features. Enjoy!

24. Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
Director: Guy Hamilton
Written by: Richard Maibaum (screenplay), Tom Mankiewicz (screenplay), Ian Flemming (novel)
Cast: Sean Connery (James Bond), Jill St. John (Tiffany Case), Charles Gray (Blofeld), Lana Wood (Plenty O’Toole), Jimmy Dean (Willard Whyte)

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After actor George Lazenby left the franchise after ON HER MAJESTY’S SECRET SERVICE, producers Saltzman and Broccoli tested other actors, but the studio – United Artists – wanted Sean Connery back, paying a then-record 1.25 million dollar salary for his return. They also brought back director Guy Hamilton. Since he had turned GOLDFINGER into gold, they figured he could do the same with diamonds. His approach was the same; Shirley Bassey sings the title song and a criminal mastermind has a major blackmail scheme to carry out. Unfortunately, DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER turned out to be one of the worst Bond movies: definitely the worst with Connery. It is the campiest film of the bunch and the plot is full of loop holes. Also most of the action scenes fail to impress. A chase in a moon buggy is downright ludicrous. So is the Bambi and Thumper scene. More importantly, the characters fail to capture the imagination. This is especially the case with Charles Gray playing Blofeld and the Bond girls Plenty O’Toole and Tiffany Case. A positive point is that there is plenty of humour. Despite the quality issues, the film did very well at the box office.

Best Moment: Bond’s confrontation with Mr. Kidd and Mr. Wint at the end on the ocean cruiser is priceless. He sets Mr. Kidd on fire, who then jumps overboard. Mr. Wint follows with a bomb between his legs that explodes mid air. ‘He certainly left with his tail between his legs.’

23. Thunderball (1965)
Director: Terence Young
Written by: Richard Maibaum (screenplay), John Hopkins (screenplay), Jack Whittingham (original screenplay and story), Kevin McClory (story), Ian Flemming (original story)
Cast: Sean Connery (James Bond), Claudine Auger (Domino), Adolfo Celi (Emilio Largo), Luciana Paluzzi (Fiona), Rik van Nutter (Felix Leiter)

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After a spectacular pre-credit and underwater title sequence (the first of Maurice Binder’s opening titles sequences created in the form that they would become most famous for), featuring Tom Jones singing ‘Thunderball’, we find main bad guy – the eye-patch wearing Emilio Largo (number 2) –entering a SPECTRE meeting. We learn that he is assigned to steal two atomic weapons and demand a large sum of money in return. Bond is send to Nassau (capital of the Bahamas) to find out where the weapons are kept and retrieve them. Apart from the spectacular opening, THUNDERBALL is probably the dullest and one of the least memorable Bond movies. It is overlong and most of the action takes place underwater, which is frankly not the most exciting concept in the world, despite its technical excellence. A shame because the budget for this Bond film was more than the combined budgets of the first three Bond films. Definitely a step back from the previous instalments.

Best Moment: Mr. Largo has a special pool for sharks in the garden of his mansion. Lovely creatures they are.

22. Moonraker (1979)
Director: Lewis Gilbert
Written by: Christopher Wood (screenplay), Ian Flemming (novel)
Cast: Roger Moore (James Bond), Lois Chiles (Dr. Holly Goodhead), Michael Lonsdale (Hugo Drax), Richard Kiel (Jaws), Corinne Cléry (Corinne Dufour)

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After the success of science fiction classics STAR WARS and CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND, the producers felt it was time for a Bond movie in space. The budget was two times higher than its brilliant predecessor THE SPY WHO LOVED ME (also directed by Lewis Gilbert), but the quality of this film is far less unfortunately. The plot is too absurd, and the comedy feels a bit forced and overplayed. There is plenty to enjoy however. Especially a series of memorable action scenes. When Bond and Dr. Goodhead are attacked in a cable car by Jaws at the top of Sugarloaf Mountain in Rio de Janeiro for instance. There is also a spectacular Amazon chase by speedboat, a water struggle between James and a deadly anaconda, and a climatic battle in space. The special effects are without a doubt very impressive. And as purely an escapist film, MOONRAKER succeeds gloriously.

Best Moment: The scene in which a baddie tries to assassinate James in a centrifuge chamber (used for astronaut training) is hard to watch. Very, very tense. Luckily James has armour piercing darts in his wrist shooter.

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21. Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
Director: Roger Spottiswoode
Written by: Bruce Feirstein (screenplay), Ian Flemming (characters)
Cast: Pierce Brosnan (James Bond), Jonathan Pryce (Elliot Carver), Michelle Yeoh (Wai Lin), Teri Hatcher (Paris Carver), Ricky Jay (Henry Gupta)

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A media tycoon is creating his own headlines by attempting to cause a war between Britain and China. Bond has 48 hours to prevent World War III. After the spot on Bond translation to modern times GOLDENEYE, the makers had a difficult task with this one. Although it gets nowhere near that last movie, it still offers everything you can reasonably expect from Bond 2.0 in terms of action, humour and spectacular stunts. However – and maybe that’s fitting for an instalment about the media – it is somehow the most unbelievable story out of the series. The original title of the film was ‘Tomorrow Never Lies’, but a typo on an early script draft was adopted by the producers, and TOMORROW NEVER DIES became the title instead. The movie is dedicated to long time Bond producer Albert R. Broccoli, who died in 1996.

Best Moment: The love angle with Teri Hatcher is short, but does have strong emotional impact. It actually gives us some more insight in James’ way with woman.

20. Quantum of Solace (2008)
Director: Marc Forster
Written by: Paul Haggis (written by), Neal Purvis (written by), Robert Wade (written by)
Cast: Daniel Craig (James Bond), Olga Kurylenko (Camille), Mathieu Amalric (Dominic Greene), Judi Dench (M), Giancarlo Giannini (Rene Mathis)

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QUANTUM OF SOLACE opens where CASINO ROYALE ended. Bond kidnapped baddie Mr. White – who works for a mysterious crime syndicate – for interrogation. His employer seems to be way bigger than MI6 expected, and Bond has to go after one of the leaders. Under the cover of an environmental welfare group, this Dominic Greene is buying desert land in Bolivia, where he wants to exploit the water supply. QUANTUM OF SOLACE has a distinct look and feel to it, almost as though it is a Bourne movie. It is nowhere bad, but does not excel in anything either. Daniel Craig is once again fantastic as Bond though. As the first ever direct sequel in the series, Craig has commented: ‘We felt we needed to tie up the loose ends from CASINO ROYALE and make sure people realize we are back making Bond movies. For me it is about creating something that is going to stand alone but if you put the two films together, you are going to have an incredible experience because you will see one continuous story.’

Best Moment: The death of Rene Mathis is very tragic: ‘Forgive Vesper. She gave everything for you.’

19. The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)
Director: Guy Hamilton
Written by: Richard Maibaum (screenplay), Tom Mankiewicz (screenplay), Ian Flemming (novel)
Cast: Roger Moore (James Bond), Christopher Lee (Francisco Scaramanga), Britt Ekland (Mary Goodnight), Maud Adams (Andrea Anders), Herve Villechaize (Nick Nack)

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A dangerous hitman with three nipples is after Bond. Nobody knows what he looks like, so Bond traces the golden bullet that he used to kill agent 002 back to him. Then he discovers this hitman called Scaramanga, is the central player in a bold power move to take control of the global energy market. Not the usual Bond film in terms of plot and structure. The energy crisis storyline was inspired by media stories of such current events of the time. Elements of martial arts were added to the plot, because martial arts movies were extremely popular at the time. Therefore Bond has to face kung fu artists and sumo wrestlers. THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN especially scores points for the excellent supporting characters. Christopher Lee’s performance was praised and his Scaramanga has been called ‘the best characterised Bond villain yet’. There are also two remarkable Bond-girls: Britt Ekland and Maud Adams. It seems that the makers did not intend to make this the biggest and greatest Bond film ever, which works in its advantage. It’s very entertaining, pretty funny and reasonably suspenseful. And the locations in Thailand are to die for.

Best Moment: A scene you are not likely to forget is the cork-screw car jump. Terrific.

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18. Die Another Day (2002)
Director: Lee Tamahori
Written by: Neal Purvis (written by), Robert Wade (written by), Ian Flemming (characters)
Cast: Pierce Brosnan (James Bond), Halle Berry (Jinx Johnson), Toby Stephens (Gustav Graves), Rosamund Pike (Miranda Frost), Rick Yune (Zao)

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DIE ANOTHER DAY was released 40 years after the first Bond movie DR. NO and 50 years after the writing of the first James Bond novel by Ian Flemming: ‘Casino Royale’. It has quite an a-typical start for a Bond film. After a botched assassination attempt on a North Korean colonel, Bond is imprisoned in North Korea for two years. The bearded and skinny James is then traded for terrorist Zhao, much to the discontent of M. When his 00-status is revoked, Bond makes a deal with the Chinese secret service. They want him to go after terrorist Zao who killed three of their agents. Bond travels to Cuba where he meets, and immediately makes love to Jinx (Hale Berry). They both get involved in a plot involving gene-therapy, a new destructive super satellite, and an enemy from Bond’s past. DIE ANOTHER DAY looks too much like a videogame – with matching CGI – to feel like a real Bond movie. What is has going for it are two beautiful dames (besides Hale Berry, Rusamund Pike is delicious as Miranda Frost), stunning locations, and some great action.

Best Moment: Halle Berry’s character walking out of the ocean: a beautiful reference to Honey Rider doing the same in DR. NO 40 years earlier.

17. Octopussy (1983)
Director: John Glen
Written by: George MacDonald Fraser (screenplay), Richard Maibaum (screenplay), Michael G. Wilson (screenplay), Ian Flemming (stories)
Cast: Roger Moore (James Bond), Maud Adams (Octopussy), Louis Jourdan (Kamal Khan), Kristina Wayborn (Magda), Kabir Bedi (Gobinda)

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A fake Fabergé egg and a fellow agent’s death lead James Bond to uncovering an international jewel smuggling operation, headed by the mysterious Octopussy. Bond discovers there is more to this plot than meets the eye. A power hungry Russian general plans to set off a nuclear bomb on an American army base in Berlin, that is supposed to cause nuclear disarmament in Europe, leaving Europe’s borders unprotected from Russian invasion. The film has a highly enjoyable start, but the story becomes a bit silly halfway. Not that a Bond-plot needs to be very believable, but there are limits to what the viewer’s mind can endure, and these limits are tested quite a lot here. The action however is A-grade. OCTOPUSSY, the 13th James Bond movie in the Eon Productions series, was released in the same year as the rival James Bond production NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN which showcased the return of Sean Connery to the role. OCTOPUSSY made 187 million dollars worldwide, NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN made 160 million dollars. Last Bond film to reveal the name of the next Bond film during the end credits, namely FROM A VIEW TO A KILL (the ‘From’ was later dropped from the title).

Best moment: The race against the clock to prevent a nuclear bomb from exploding at the end is maybe a cliché, but it is very well executed.

16. The World Is Not Enough (1999)
Director: Michael Apted
Written by: Neal Purvis (screenplay), Robert Wade (screenplay), Bruce Feirstein (screenplay), Ian Flemming (characters)
Cast: Pierce Brosnan (James Bond), Sophie Marceau (Elektra King), Robert Carlyle (Renard), Denise Richards (Dr. Christmas Jones), Robbie Coltrane (Valentin Zukovsky)

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THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH is an improvement over the previous instalment with Brosnan, although it is still a long way from GOLDENEYE. The film’s plot revolves around the assassination of oil magnate Sir Robert King by the terrorist Renard, and Bond’s subsequent assignment to protect King’s daughter Elektra, who has previously been held for ransom by Renard. During his assignment, Bond unravels a scheme to increase petroleum prices by triggering a nuclear explosion in the waters of Istanbul. The best thing about THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH are the Bond girls. Both Denise Richards and Sophie Marceau are delicious. The villain however, a madman who can’t feel pain, doesn’t really work. Tension is also lacking because cutting off the West’s major oil supply doesn’t seem such a terrible idea. Until the release of DIE ANOTHER DAY in 2002, this was the highest grossing Bond film of all time ($361,832,400).

Best moment: Bond killing Elektra King is a powerful scene. ‘I never miss’.

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Die Another Day

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The World Is Not Enough

15. The Living Daylights (1987)
Director: John Glen
Written by: Richard Maibaum (screenplay), Michael G. Wilson (screenplay), Ian Flemming (story)
Cast: Timothy Dalton (James Bond), Maryam d’Abo (Kara Milovy), Jeroen Krabbé (General Georgi Koskov), Joe Don Baker (Brad Whitaker), John Rhys-Davies (General Leonid Pushkin)

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A new actor playing Bond: Timothy Dalton. He has the right looks, voice and charisma to play the role, and does a great job. The plot of THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS involves the supposedly turned KGB-agent Koskov (a hilarious Jeroen Krabbé) who seduces the British government to eliminate a Russian general through false information. Koskov’s real motivation for getting rid of the general is that he is interfering with his lucrative partnership with American arms dealer Brad Whitaker. Together these two men are supplying various wars of liberation. Bond, who is assigned to eliminate the general, smells something fishy, so he starts an investigation during which he meets Koskov’s attractive mistress Kara. Strong entry in the series and the last to feature a classic spy scenario involving the Russians. Interesting trivia: Pierce Brosnan and Sean Bean were both considered to play 007 in this film, but ended up in GOLDENEYE eight years later. Brosnan as Bond and Bean as 007’s opponent in that film Alec Trevelyan. Dalton would return one more time as Bond in LICENCE TO KILL.

Best moment: The Cello Case Chase.

14. Live and Let Die (1973)
Director: Guy Hamilton
Written by: Tom Mankiewicz (screenplay), Ian Flemming (novel)
Cast: Roger Moore (James Bond), Yaphet Kotto (Kananga / Mr. Big), Jane Seymour (Solitaire), Clifton James (Sheriff Pepper), Julius W. Harris (Tee Hee)

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The first Bond starring Roger Moore is a very decent movie featuring beautiful dames, voodoo and plenty of action. Bond goes after Dr. Kananga, the scary prime minister of a Caribbean island whose plan is to set up a massive heroin trade to the USA. He wants to give two tons of the drugs away for free to double the number of addicts and then seize the opportunity to lead a heroin monopoly. Bond gets aid in his mission from his old CIA-pall Felix Leiter and psychic card reader Solitaire. Roger Moore turns out to be a formidable lady killer (‘Felix told me there would be moments like this’) and he plays the role a little lighter than his two predecessors with a lot of humour. This is the only James Bond movie to ever have a supernatural theme. Is also reminds of a typical 70’s blaxploitation film, especially the scenes shot in the city of New Orleans. Great Bond film and miles better than director Hamilton’s last one DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER.

Best moment: The trip to the crocodile farm is very memorable. This is the place where Tee Hee lost his hand and Bond makes a very narrow escape from the hungry monsters.

13. A View to a Kill (1985)
Director: John Glen
Written by: Richard Maibaum (screenplay), Michael G. Wilson (screenplay), Ian Flemming (story)
Cast: Roger Moore (James Bond), Christopher Walken (Max Zorin), Tanya Roberts (Stacey Sutton), Grace Jones (May Day), Patrick Macnee (Sir Godfrey Tibbett)

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The final Roger Moore Bond is not the best, but certainly not the worst either, although Roger Moore disagrees. The plot has a lot of similarities with GOLDFINGER, since it is also about a stark mad industrialist who wants to disrupt a market (in this case the computer chip market) in order to profit from it. Christopher Walken is brilliant as Max Zorin, the evil business genius who plans to make a killing by flooding Silicon Valley. This entry has a lot of humour, a near perfect Roger Moore who can dream the role by now, and many classic images, such as Grace Jones (Zorin’s helping hand) base jumping from the Eiffel Tower. Roger Moore celebrated his 57th birthday during filming, making him the oldest actor to play Bond. Moore said that he decided to end his run as James Bond when he realized that co-star Tanya Roberts’s mother was younger than he was. This film itself was also intensely disliked by Moore. He did not consider this to be a real 007 movie. On the scene where Christopher Walken was machine-gunning hundreds of people, Moore said, ‘That wasn’t Bond, those weren’t Bond films. It stopped being what they were all about. You didn’t dwell on the blood and the brains spewing all over the place.’ He also said in his autobiography that he felt there was no chemistry between himself and Tanya Roberts, and he felt a genuine dislike of Grace Jones.

Best moment: The climax on top of the Golden Gate Bridge is very memorable.

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A View to a Kill

12. You Only Live Twice (1967)
Director: Lewis Gilbert
Written by: Roald Dahl (screenplay), Harold Jack Bloom (additional story material), Ian Flemming (novel)
Cast: Sean Connery (James Bond), Akiko Wakabayashi (Aki), Mie Hama (Kissy), Tetsurô Tanba (Tiger Tanaka), Teru Shimada (Mr. Osato)

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Bond faces SPECTRE once again and this time he has to deal with its leader Blofeld (Donald Pleasence) directly. After the secret service faked Bond’s death to get his enemies off his back, he travels to Japan in order to find a hidden base. From there, a secret enemy is supposedly launching a space craft that is trying to provoke a war between Russia and the United States. In Japan, Bond makes a new friend – Tiger Tanaka – who introduces him to Japanese culture and woman.
YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE begins in rapid pace, delivering dynamic action, heroism and humour. Then it slows down a little to end in an all out action sequence. Some special effects are a little outdated, but the settings and scope of the film is still impressive by today’s standard. Connery totally nails the 007-part once again and Pleasence’s version of Blofeld – including the nasty facial scare – is genuinely chilling.

Best moment: The final battle in SPECTRE’s underground base is quite spectacular.

11. On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)
Director: Peter R. Hunt
Written by: Richard Maibaum (screenplay), Simon Raven (additional dialogue), Ian Flemming (novel)
Cast: George Lazenby (James Bond), Diana Rigg (Tracy), Telly Savalas (Blofeld), Gabriele Ferzetti (Draco), Ilse Steppat (Irma Bunt)

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ON HER MAJESTY’S SECRET SERVICE attempts to take the James Bond series into a new direction. Following the decision of Sean Connery to retire from the role after his fifth Bond-movie YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE, Eon Productions selected the unknown actor and model George Lazenby for the part. The idea was to take a more realistic approach to the spy genre. As director they hired Peter R. Hunt, who had served as a film editor and Second Unit Director on previous films in the series. Producers Broccoli and Saltzman believed his quick cutting had set the style for the series. The story revolves around Bond frantically searching for his arch enemy Blofeld, who has been missing for two years. He gets help from a powerful industrialist, who in return want Bond to marry his troublesome daughter. Bond refuses, but does fall in love with the girl afterwards. He subsequently tracks down Blofeld (now played by ‘Kojak’ Telly Savalas) in Switzerland, where the evil leader of SPECTRE runs the Bluechamps Institute for allergy research, a cover for another one of his evil plans that involves sterilising the world’s entire food supply. A violent confrontation follows. The new approach to structure and story, as well as the different actors and even new theme music, give the movie a very different feel than we’re used to by now. This takes some getting used to, but the second half is non-stop entertainment. Lazenby misses Connery’s roguish charm, but he makes a sympathetic hero nonetheless. The famous climax of ON HER MAJESTY’S SECRET SERVICE is still shattering.

Best moment: Apart from the mountain pursuit and tragic ending, the invasion of Blofeld’s mansion and the following chase by bobsled deserves credit for the dynamically shot action.

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You Only Live Twice

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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In anticipation of SPECTRE, FilmDungeon.com editor Jeppe Kleyngeld lists his favourite things about the James Bond series in 12 unique features. Enjoy!

10. Acid Pen
Film: OCTOPUSSY
Acid Pen
Why Great?
In his Indian department, Q hands Bond a special fountain pen. When one twists the top, a highly concentrated mixture of nitric and hydrochloric acid comes out. Dissolves all metals. Not spectacular, but very handy in certain situations.

9. Special Suitcase
Film: FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE
Special Suitcase
Why Great?
Q’s first gadget for Bond, how could we not include this one? This suitcase contains plenty ammo, a sniper riffle, a knife and gold coins. It also has a canister of mace hidden inside for if the wrong chap happens to open it (this happens to villain Donald Grant). What more could 007 want on his mission to Turkey?

8. Rocket Cigarette
Film: YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE
Rocket Cigarette
Why Great?
While captured in his arch enemy’s volcano base, Bond asks permission to smoke a cigarette. Against his better judgment, Blofeld permits this. Unfortunately for Blofeld and his men, one in particular, the cigarette is able to fire a rocket-propelled bullet.

7. Ordinary Lighter
Film: LICENCE TO KILL
Ordinary Lighter
Why Great?
Given to Bond for being best man at his friend Felix Leiter’s wedding. This may not be one of Q’s fancy gadgets, but it does save his life. Bond uses the very high flame it produces to set fire to a gasoline drenched bad guy who is about to kill him.

6. Magnetic Watch
Film: LIVE AND LET DIE
Magnetic Watch
Why Great?
This watch designed by Q Branch has a very special feature on it. When you pull out a button it turns into a hyper intensified magnetic field. It is powerful enough to deflect the path of a bullet at long range, or so Q claims. Bond uses the watch several times in the movie. First, at M’s spoon (which he does not appreciate). Later, to attract a metal boat when he is surrounded by crocodiles, only to find out it is attached to a short rope. Later he uses it to pick up a very useful dummy bullet. An extra feature is a motorized knife that can cut through rope when your hands are tied by enemies.

5. Wrist Shooter
Film: MOONRAKER
Wrist Shooter
Why Great?
This handy device allows James to shoot very effective darts by simply making the right wrist muscle movements. Q supplies him with five red-tipped cyanide-coated darts, causing death in 30 seconds and 5 blue-tipped armour-piercing darts. ‘Very novel Q, you must get them in stores before Christmas’, Bond comments. Laugh it up James, both types of darts save your life once in the movie.

4. Key Ring
Film: THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS
Key Ring
Why Great?
This special key ring releases stun gas by whistling the first bars of ‘Rule, Britannia’. The gas disorients any normal person for about 30 seconds. ‘How do I blow up the room, whistle ‘God Save the Queen’? Bond jokes. The keys are useful as well as they can open 90 percent of the world’s locks.

3. Dentonite Toothpaste
Film: LICENCE TO KILL
Dentonite Toothpaste
Why Great?
The latest in plastic explosives. Very useful when you want to assassinate a drug lord who’s behind armed security glass. A cigarette functions as detonator and Bond is also supplied with a sniper riffle disguised as camera. Many thanks, Q.

2. Pen Gun
Film: NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN
Pen Gun
Why Great?
The Pen Gun is a projectile weapon disguised as a fountain pen. In NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN, 007 is equipped by Q with a Mont Blanc 149 fountain pen emblazoned with a Union Jack flag on the barrel. The pen’s nib is actually an explosive rocket. Q notes that the weapon is not perfected yet, leading to a delayed explosion when used in the field. This happens indeed later in the movie when Bond shoots a small rocket inside of the SPECTRE villainess Fatima Blush. Despite the delay, it does explode and only a pair of smoking spike heels remain of Fatima.

1. Class 4 Grenade Pen
Film: GOLDENEYE
Class 4 Grenade Pen
Why Great?
The most lethal pen in the world. Three clicks arms the four-second fuse. Another three disarms it. ‘The pen is mightier than the sword’, Bond remarks. ‘Thanks to me they were right’, answers Q.

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In anticipation of SPECTRE, FilmDungeon.com editor Jeppe Kleyngeld lists his favourite things about the James Bond series in 12 unique features. Enjoy!

20. Space Invaders
Film: MOONRAKER
Space Invaders (Moonraker)
Clearly inspired by the massive box office hit STAR WARS that came out two years before MOONRAKER. Although nowhere near the amazing Death Star climax of A NEW HOPE, it is a spectacular space battle in which military style astronauts help Bond to take out the space station of uber villain Hugo Drax.

19. Slippery Slope
Film: THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS
Slippery Slope (The Living Daylights)
Long and exciting chase sequence in which Bond and the attractive cellist Kara have to outrun the Russian army. They start out in a laser and rocket charged Aston Martin, and later switch to a cello case. According to IMDb, the cello was specially made of fibreglass, and fitted with control handles on the sides and skis underneath. During filming, the case would tend to topple over as Timothy Dalton was heavier than actress Maryam d’Abo who plays Kara.

18. Saigon Chase
Film: TOMORROW NEVER DIES
Saigon Chase (Tomorrow Never Dies)
Crowded markets are always fun for fast pursuits. Bond takes fellow agent Lin on a motor bike and they drive through the streets of Saigon, while being chased by trucks and a helicopter. Very fast and furious.

17. Swiss Course
Film: FOR YOUR EYES ONLY
Swiss Course (For Your Eyes Only)
Bond goes skiing along the scenic Swiss route and takes some palls along with him. Eric Krieger is one of them, a German skiing champion who also happens to work for the KGB. James proves again to be the best skier around. During the pursuit, he navigates a bobsledding track and a massive ski jump.

16. Delhi Chase
Film: OCTOPUSSY
Delhi Chase (Octopussy)
When filming a Bond-movie in India, a tuk-tuk pursuit through the crowded streets of New Delhi is a must. The result is an exciting and especially funny action scene filled with stunts (the tuk-tuk is a well-equipped company car). Features many bad guys with knives and throwing stars, and also camels, beggars and elephants. Lots of roepies save the day eventually.

15. Carmageddon
Film: DIE ANOTHER DAY
Carmageddon (Die Another Day)
Bond drives against the Korean terrorist Zao on the icy slopes of Iceland. Both their cars are equipped with more guns and explosive toys than even the most high-tech videogame can come up with, so that ensures entertaining combat. Ends with a spectacular chase through the ice palace. Bond eventually wins due to the adaptive camouflage feature of his Aston Martin.

14. Swamp Run
Film: LIVE AND LET DIE
Swamp Run (Live and Let Die)
A long chase by speedboat through the New Orleans bayou is one hell of a chase. Bond steers his boat through land, roadblocks, water blocks and wedding buffets. The chase was originally written in the script as just ‘Scene 156 – The most terrific boat chase you’ve ever seen’. Bond’s speedboat jump made it into the Guinness Book of World Records for its distance of 110 feet, a record that stood for three years. Sheriff J.W. Pepper makes his debut as the purchaser (he returns in the following Bond-film THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN).

13. Downhill Racer
Film: THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH
Downhill Racer (The World is Not Enough)
While skiing, Bond and oil magnate Elektra King are attacked by four parahawks. Armed with machine guns, grenades and rocket launchers, they make it pretty difficult for James. However, since he is the best skier in the world, he outsmarts them. But then they have to survive an avalanche…

12. Battle of Scotland
Film: SKYFALL
Battle of Scotland (Skyfall)
This climatic battle takes place at James’ parents old country house in Scotland, where Albert Finney helps Bond and M dispose of dozens of bad guys using old hunting rifles and explosives. One can’t help to think about HOME ALONE during this scene, but it’s an impressive work of destruction nonetheless with quite some humour adding to the enjoyment.

11. The Italian Game
Film: THE SPY WHO LOVED ME
The Italian Game (The Spy Who Loved Me)
After a visit to bad guy Stromberg in Sardinia, Bond and love interest Major Anya Amasova get chased by a collection of baddies; cars (with Jaws among the passengers), motorcycles and a helicopter. After getting rid of several of them, including pushing Jaws’ car down a cliff which he survives, Bond and Amasova take the car for a dive underwater. There they blow the chopper out of the sky and deal with several enemy underwater vehicles. The sequence ends with them going back ashore at a beach to the astonishment of the beach guests.

10. Showdown at Scaramanga’s Maze
Film: THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN
Showdown at Scaramanga's Maze (The Man with the Golden Gun)
At the start of THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN, villain Scaramanga demonstrated how well he knows his way around in his fun palace. And he can shoot too. Bond’s Walther PPK (6 shots) versus Scaramanga’s golden gun (1 bullet): an exciting duel. 007 is supposed to be Scaramanga’s masterpiece, but after a suspenseful cat and mouse game, Bond defeats him by pretending to be his own wax image.

9. Vertigo
Film: A VIEW TO A KILL
Vertigo (A View to a Kill)
Spectacular climatic action scene of A VIEW TO A KILL. Bond fights psychopathic villain Max Zorin and a zeppelin on top of the Golden Gate Bridge of San Francisco. Lot’s of thrills and heart stopping moments in this one.

8. Liparus Shootout
Film: THE SPY WHO LOVED ME
Liparus Shootout (The Spy Who Loved Me)
Bond and several submarine crews are held prisoner on supertanker Liparus. Bond manages to break free the crew and a massive shootout erupts with villain Stromberg’s men. Director Lewis Gilbert likes to end Bond films in this fashion, since he did so in YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE, and would do so again in MOONRAKER (see 20). This one is the best though. It is a very exciting action scene with loads of explosions and bullet riddled baddies.

7. Flying High
Film: THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS
Flying High (The Living Daylights)
While his girlfriend Kara is at the wheel of a transport plane, Bond is fighting baddie Necros while hanging out of the back of the plane. Oh, then there is also a bomb about to go off. Suspense filled flight that ends beautifully with Bond using the bomb to help out a group of Afghan freedom fighters.

6. Madagascar Foot Chase
Film: CASINO ROYALE
Madagascar Foot Chase (Casino Royale)
This must be the best purchase on foot ever committed to celluloid. In Uganda, Bond chases a terrorist through jungle and a construction site. The suspect moves like a tiger, but Bond – on his first mission ever – earns his stripes here as a true action hero. The literal highlight is a showdown on a huge crane, in which Bond keeps his head way cooler than his audience.

5. Tank Escape
Film: GOLDENEYE
Tank Escape (GoldenEye)
To hell with subtlety. Bond steals a T-55 tank and chases down Russian baddie Ouromov through the streets of St. Petersburg. There is plenty of damage done. This sequence took around six weeks to film, partly on location in St. Petersburg and partly at Leavesden Studio in London. It is still regarded as one of the most iconic action scenes in the James Bond legacy.

4. Mountain Pursuit
Film: ON YOUR MAJESTY’S SECRET SERVICE
Mountain Pursuit (On Her Majesty's Secret Service)
The James Bond legacy brought us the finest skiing action in cinema history, period. The sequence in which 007 and his fiancée Tracy are chased by Blofeld and his Austrian thugs in ON HER MAJESTY’S SECRET SERVICE is a prime example. Two highlights: The first one happens when one of Blofeld’s men falls into a snow machine and he gets sprayed all over the slope. Bond remarks: ‘He had a lot of guts’. Classic Bond! The second highlight is Blofeld causing a massive avalanche that fails to kill Bond and Tracy, but does kill three of own men.

3. Train Fight
Film: FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE
Train Fight (From Russia with Love)
007 takes on killer Donald Grant in a moving train. This is a very exciting struggle in the narrowest of settings. Filmed in 1963, but still looks quite realistic. As often, Bond wins due to a gadget from Q; a knife hidden in his suitcase. Grant makes a formidable enemy though.

2. Sky Battle
Film: YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE
Sky Battle (You Only Live Twice)
Bond is flying his ‘Little Nellie’ over a volcanic area in rural Japan, looking for clues of a secret hidden base. Out of nowhere, four hostile helicopters appear. Bond has to use every available weapon on board to fight them off, including heat seeking missiles, aerial mines and flame guns. ‘Little Nellie got a hot reception’, Bond comments. ‘Four big-shots made improper advances, but she defended her honour with great success.’ Beautifully photographed action sequence that still stands tall decades after it was filmed.

1. Highway to Hell
Film: LICENCE TO KILL
Highway to Hell (Licence to Kill)
Now this is one chase you’ll never forget. 4 trucks filled with highly explosive kerosene, truckloads full of baddies, 4 stinger missiles and a small airplane. Those are the ingredients of this highly ambitious and explosive sequence. Bond performing a wheelie to avoid a missile is just one of the amazing stunts featured in this scene. Action cinema doesn’t get any better than this.

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In anticipation of SPECTRE, FilmDungeon.com editor Jeppe Kleyngeld lists his favourite things about the James Bond series in 12 unique features. Enjoy!

10. Strawberry Fields
Film: QUANTUM OF SOLACE
Killer: Quantum
Quote: ‘You might like to tell her your theory about there being no oil. Her lungs are full of it’ [M]
Strawberry Fields
Why Memorable? Another tragic death of one of Bond’s girlfriends. She is found drenched in oil in a hotel room, simply for being an employee of MI6. If Bond wasn’t yet driven by revenge for the death of his love Vesper, now he surely is.

9. Kronsteen
Film: FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE
Killer: Morzeny (Blofeld’s man)
Quote: ‘12 seconds. One day we must invent a faster working venom’ [Blofeld]
Kronsteen
Why Memorable? Chess player Kronsteen was a secret operative for SPECTRE (Number 5). He was in charge with cooking up strategies for committing thefts and other wicked crimes. But in FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE, his plan to steal a cipher machine from the Russians failed thanks to James Bond. And failure at SPECTRE is not tolerated! Blofeld therefore has Kronsteen killed with a special pointy shoe. Autch!!

8. Japanese Businessman
Film: A VIEW TO A KILL
Killer: May Day
Quote: ‘This way…’ [May Day]
Japanese Businessman
Why Memorable? This hapless business guy is released from baddie Max Zorin’s blimp into the San Francisco Bay for refusing to cooperate with Zorin’s evil plans for Silicon Valley. It is freaky that the airship has a door and staircase made specifically for this purpose. It would then be almost a shame not to use it, which is no problem in Max Zorin’s case. He seems to enjoy killing more than anything else in the world. ‘So, anyone else want to drop out?’ Zorin asks the other business men. No response.

7. Stromberg’s Secretary
Film: THE SPY WHO LOVED ME
Killer: Stromberg
Quote: ‘It was you who betrayed me. You had access to all the information. And now you will pay the penalty’ [Karl Stromberg]
Stromberg's Secretary
Why Memorable? ‘Someone has attempted to sell the plans of our tracking project to competing world powers.’ When you hear a villain utter these words, you know someone is about to seriously get it. The beauty about this scene is that you think that Professor Markovitz and Dr. Bechmann are screwed until Stromberg pushes a button dropping his secretary through the elevator floor into a shark basin. Markovitz and Bechmann gaze in horror as the shark starts eating her. Then they have to take the elevator themselves . . .

6. M
Film: SKYFALL
Killer: Silva
Quote: ‘Free both of us with the same bullet’ [Silva]
M
Why Memorable? M is surely the greatest regular character besides Bond since Judi Dench took the role in GOLDENEYE, so her death seven movies later feels like a major blow. She dies right in James’ arms, but not after telling him; ‘I did get one thing right.’ Get out the handkerchiefs now. Even Bond sheds a tear…

5. Milton Krest
Film: LICENCE TO KILL
Killer: Franz Sanchez
Quote: ‘You’re right it’s not your money. It’s mine…’ [Franz Sanchez]
Milton Krest
Why Memorable? Milton Krest becomes a victim in 007’s quest to exact vengeance on drug dealer Sanchez for torturing his friend Felix and murdering his wife Della. Thanks to insinuations from Bond, Sanchez suspects that Krest tried to have him assassinated. Then his goons find his own stolen money in Krest his decompression chamber (planted there by Bond). A furious Sanchez kicks Krest inside the decompression chamber and gradually turns the pressure valve to an extreme level, before hacking the vent with an axe. The rapid decompression causes Krest his head to expand and then violently explode, splattering the porthole window with blood. Gruesome, but also funny for those with a stomach for this kind of violence.

4. Admiral Chuch Farrel
Film: GOLDENEYE
Killer: Xenia Onatopp
Quote: Lyubeemyets’ [Xenia Onatopp]
Admiral Chuck Farrel
Why Memorable? What the admiral though was just wild sex, turned out a little too wild. He is killed by suffocation by Xenia Onatopp’s thighs. A very impressive performance by Xenia, who even casually steals an access pass out of his jacket while doing the strangling.

3. Vesper Lynd
Film: CASINO ROYALE
Killer: Quantum
Quote: ‘I’m sorry James’ [Vesper Lynd]
Vesper Lynd
Why Memorable? It appears though as Bond’s true love Vesper betrayed him by stealing a large sum of money, but she actually helped him. The organisation behind the whole plot in CASINO ROYALE blackmailed her to deliver the money in exchange for saving Bond’s life. Bond kills the men and tries to rescue Vesper, but she locks herself in an iron-frame lift and allows herself to drown as the building sinks. A very sad ending for this lovely girl, which reminds us of the death of Bond’s new wife Tracy in ON HER MAJESTY’S SECRET SERVICE. Speaking of which…

2. Tracy
Film: ON HER MAJESTY’S SECRET SERVICE
Killer: Irma Bunt
Quote: ‘We have all the time in the world’ [James Bond]
Tracy
Why Memorable? Perhaps the most tragic death in the entire series. After finally finding stability and a future with James, Tracy gets shot in her car right after their wedding. When a policeman stops over to check it out, Bond tells him: ‘It’s all right. She’s having a rest. We’ll be going on soon. There’s no hurry you see? We have all the time in the world.’ By now, half the audience is crying like Miss Moneypenny was at the wedding.

1. Jill Masterson
Film: GOLDFINGER
Killer: Oddjob
Quote: ‘Felix, get over here right away. The girl is dead. No, Jill Masterson. She’s covered in paint. Gold paint’ [James Bond]
Jill Masterson
Why Memorable? Jill Masterson sure messed with the wrong guy. No not Bond, well also. But Auric Goldfinger, the man with the Midas touch, is a whole different story. Jill failed to help him win a rigged game of poker due to interference from Bond. His revenge makes for one of the most memorable scenes in the entire James Bond series. After making love, James is knocked out by Goldfinger’s henchman Oddjob. When he comes to, he finds Jill covered in gold paint!

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