Dungeon Classics #31: 300

300 (2006, USA, Canada, Bulgaria)

Director: Zack Snyder
Cast: Gerard Butler, Lena Headey, David Wenham, Dominic West
Running Time: 117 mins.

One year after the visually stunning Sin City, another Frank Miller comic book was brought to life and it also became an incredible visual spectacle. 300 is eye candy of the best sort; filled with spear thrusts, pierced bodies, beheadings, mounting horses, rainfalls of arrows – all shot through beautiful filters in terrific slow motion. There isn’t much of a story to be told; this is just pure macho shit. A bunch (300) of muscular Spartan warriors refuse to be overruled by Persian God king Xerxes, so they march to war, commanded by their stout king Leonidas (Gerard Butler in his breakthrough role) and supported by his formidable queen (played by a pre-Game of Thrones Lena Headey). What follows is bloodletting on a grand scale. The custom design, make-up, camerawork and editing/post production are all top notch. What has happened to this visual style since then? Zack Snyder has since made quite a few successful superhero epics, like Justice League and Men of Steel, but 300 remains his most accomplished work.

VIDEO: Schwarzenegger’s 100 Greatest Kills

Even his former rival Sylvester Stallone has admitted it: Schwarzenegger is the superior action star. When Arnie was on a roll in his early career, who could beat him in terms of sheer numbers, bloodiness and creativity?

In this killer compilation from Jeppy’s Video Circus – inspired by an early feature on FilmDungeon.com – you get all his excessive eighties/nineties violence in all its full glory.

Watch the video below or go to YouTube by clicking on the Commando-icon:

Double Bill #07: Seven Samurai & The Magnificent Seven

The Japanese classic and its American Western remake. Akira Kurasawa’s Seven Samurai (1954) – about a farming village in 16th century Japan which is about to be robbed by bandits and the honorable men who choose to protect it – can be considered as the birth of action cinema. It is very nearly a perfect film: a fantastic cast, brilliantly executed shots, kinetic editing, and a real sense of adventure. These samurai, farmers and even bandits are living on the edge. Every day could very well be their last. This tense clash of opposing forces is never done better and inspired countless other movies. Seven Samurai established many action cinema traditions, such as the assembly of a team of heroes, including a character for comic relief (Toshiro Mifune). And although Mifune steals many scenes, he doesn’t outshine the other characters who equally come to their right. The Magnificent Seven (1960) is not as great a Western remake as A Fistful of Dollars (1964) is of Kurosawa’s Yojimbo (1961), but it is still a pretty solid Western by director John Sturges (The Great Escape). The plot is exactly the same. Seven gunslingers vow to protect a farming village against a pack of thirty or so bandits, led by Eli Wallach (‘Ugly’ from The Good, The Bad and the Ugly). Yul Brunner and Steve McQueen, two major movie stars at the time, lead the posse, which also includes a young Charles Bronson and James Coburn. The script has less dramatic beats than its Japanse predecessor, but the moments are still there: that feeling that everything is at stake for these characters. An unexpected plot twist that is not in the original, raises the odds even higher. A great move surely. The finale, though, cannot hold a candle to the virtuoso finale of Seven Samurai. Much of the action looks extremely unconvincing with one death scene in particular being an embarrassment. Of course, you might ask yourself: why a remake at all? But that is just Hollywood. And seeing these great American actors doing their hero thing is not so bad at all.

Double Bill #06: Angel Heart & The Devil’s Advocate

What these two movies have in common is quite a lot actually. Most importantly, they have the world’s heavyweight champions in acting – Robert De Niro and Al Pacino – playing Satan, The Dark Prince, Beelzebub, or in the case of Angel Heart Louis Cyphre (as in ‘Lucifer’). Both movies are based on novels (by William Hjortsberg and Andrew Neiderman respectively) and both involve a handsome lead (Mickey Rourke and Keanu Reeves) and equally handsome female co-star (Lisa Bonet and Charlize Theron). And in both cases, the couple falls prey to the evil machinations of the Dark One, because the man sold his soul to the devil. Both movies also involve seductive, violent and frightening sex scenes. So far what they have in common, because the movies are very different beasts. Angel Heart is a slow, dark and moody film, a psychological horror that takes place in the voodoo and jazz scene of New Orleans, and has a few shocking moments of bloody death in store. The Devil’s Advocate, which was made ten years later in 1997, is big time Hollywood entertainment with terrific production design and the corporate world of New York as its main setting. The way Satan is portrayed is quite different as well. De Niro plays him small; he’s only in a few scenes, working on collecting a debt (singer Johnny Favorite sold his soul to him to become famous and then he disappeared). Pacino, as always, is the definite lead of the film, and goes all the way in his fierce and memorable performance. Final coincidental connection; the movie’s directors – Alan Parker and Taylor Hackford – made a few iconic hits in the eighties and nineties, but both disappeared from mainstream Hollywood cinema in the zeroes. Both Angel Heart and The Devil’s Advocate are definitely amongst the finest films they made.