Wiseguy Guide for Rookies

Terminology

Agita: Stress
A good earner: What wiseguys are supposed to be.
Associate: Involved with Mafia but not yet a made guy.
Bada Bing!: Stripclub owned by Silvio Dante (in The Sopranos).
Busting someone’s balls: Bothering somebody with sh*t.
Bust Out: Ordering on a company’s account till it runs out of credit and goes bankrupt.
Capo / Captain: Crew boss. Leads a number of soldiers. Reports to underboss.
Consigliere: Counselor of the Don. For example Tom Hagen in The Godfather and Silvio Dante in The Sopranos.
Contract: Someone needs to disappear by means of a hitman.
Don: Boss of organised crime family.
Fanook: Gay
Goomar: Steady girlfriend on the side. Of course most wiseguys are married like good Catholics ought to be.
Illegal gambling: A wiseguy’s main source of income
La Cosa Nostra (LCN): Literally ‘our thing’. Mafia. Organised crime families.
Made Guy: Connected to the mob by blood-oath.
Making one’s bones: Performing a first kill for the mob.
Mustache Pete: An old-fashioned mob boss.
OC: Short for Organised Crime. Term used by the FBI.
Omerta: Bow of silence. Never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.
Opening the books: New members (made guys) are accepted by the mob commission.
Outstanding loan: It’s time for a weekly visit to collect or bust some skulls in.
Points: Interest over debt. Average mob rate is two points weekly.
Pop someone: To shoot someone.
Rat/stoolie/turncoat: Wiseguy that betrays his friends. Usually because he fears a lengthy prison sentence or getting whacked (or both).
RICO Laws: Main government tool for prosecuting members of the Mafia. Stands for ‘Racketeer-Influenced and Corrupt Organizations’. According to the federal statutes, RICO can be applied to anyone who is involved in the ‘operation or management’ of a ‘pattern of racketeering activity’ designed to acquire or maintain an interest in an ‘enterprise’.
Sit down: Conversation between the Don and two conflicting made members.
Soldier: Lowest rank under made guys.
To eat: To be allowed to earn.
To flip: To turn FBI informant.
Vig: Amount charged by bookmakers for services. Short for Vigorish. Also known as juice.
Whack someone: To kill someone.
Wiseguy, Goodfella: Made member of the mob.

Expressions from The Godfather

Moe Green Special: Gunshot clean through the eye because someone’s eyes became bigger than his stomach.
Going to the mattresses: Going to war.
‘Take the gun, leave the Cannoli’: What you say after you have popped a guy.
An offer you can’t refuse: Either your brains or signature will be on the contract.

Rules

Never insult, threaten or hit another made guy. (*GoodFellas, The Sopranos, Gotti)

Stick to the omerta (never rat out your friends). (*GoodFellas, The Sopranos, Gotti)

Money should be carried in a bundle. Not in a wallet. (*Donnie Brasco)

Mustaches are not acceptable. (*Donnie Brasco)

Who kills a don can never become a don. (*Mobsters, Gotti)

A made guy is untouchable for anyone except of course the bosses. (*GoodFellas)

A soldier kicks up money to his capo who gives a piece to the (under)boss. Never keep income secret from the bosses. (The Sopranos)

Never start an affair with another member’s wife. (Casino)

* Examples of movies in which those rules were broken.

Read also: The Sopranos – 100 Greatest Moments

Cannibalism Now!

In Cannibal Holocaust from 1980, a four-headed film crew heads into the Amazon jungle to shoot a documentary about cannibalism. They never return. When their cans of film are found later on, the gruesome truth about their faiths is uncovered. The film has been extremely controversial since its release and is still banned in several countries. Cannibal Holocaust remains a very unpleasant viewing today due its nauseatingly realistic scenes of violence and mutilation. Still, the shocking subject matter seems to have a certain appeal on many people. What is it with cannibalism that fascinates people so much and how is this fascination translated into cinema?

In Western civilization, cannibalism is considered as something perverted, disgusting, extremely primitive, sick and demented. In most countries there is not even a law against cannibalism. Whenever an occasional case of cannibalism does come to light, the perpetrator is mostly convicted of another act such as murder or necrophilia. The eating of individuals from the same species does still occur, but it happens very marginally. The fact that it still happens means that it is definitely human. We can only admit to this repressed fascination by engaging in fantasy. Through books, music and – off course – movies we can come to terms with the cannibal inside of us.

Cannibals in cinema go back a long time. As far as I can tell, the first movie that features cannibalism is the short Queenie and the Cannibal from 1912. It is the beginning of a very long list. Last century alone, 90 movies premiered with the notion ‘cannibalism’ in the title. Movies that feature the theme cannibalism encompass several genres and subgenres. Very often they are horrors, adventures or crossovers. Mostly, they are also exploitation and sexploitation flicks (or straight out porn). Many can also be classified as racist – as natives are portrayed as savage flesh eaters. Some examples of these types of cannibal movies include; Emanuelle and the Last Cannibals (1977), The Mountain of the Cannibal God (1978), Cannibal Ferox (1981), The Flesh (1991) and Diary of a Cannibal (2007). Human’s fascination with the subject is also translated into the zombie film. After all, despite the fact that they are dead, zombies are still humans that eat other human’s flesh.

Exploitation films that deal with cannibalism are often horrors, but there are quite a lot of comedies as well. Ivan Reitman’s second feature film is the Canadian comedy-horror Cannibal Girls about three beautiful young women who lure men with their seductive charm to their home in order to kill and eat them. By drinking their blood and eating their flesh the women maintain their youthfulness and immortality. Eating Raoul is a 1982 black comedy in which cannibalism is used for the central gag. Another black comedy and horror is Motel Hell (1980) about a farmer / hotel owner who makes meat products with special ingredients. Auntie Lee’s Meat Pies (1992) already tells you all you need to know with its title and Trey Parker from South Park made Cannibal! The Musical (1993) in his college days. This blend of comedy, biography and musical is loosely based on the history of Alfred ‘Alferd’ Packer who was convicted for cannibalism in 1874.

While Italians can often be credited for nasty exploitation cannibal films, the French are largely responsible for putting cannibals in the Art House. A Taste For Woman (1964) is a black comedy by French director Jean Leon from an adapted screenplay by Roman Polanski. This is about a vegetarian restaurant that acts as cover for a sect that eats women as part of a full moon ceremony. Jean-Luc Godards Week End (1967) shows the savage journey of a bourgeois couple through France. They eventually fall prey to hippy cannibals. In Delicatessen (1991) by Marc Caro and Jean-Pierre Jeunet a butcher / landlord sells human flesh to his odd tenants in a post-apocalyptic world. Finally Les amants criminels (1999, François Ozon) is a thriller that retells the Hansel and Gretel legend, only with the wicked witch replaced by a woodsman with cannibalistic tendencies.

While the Art House and Grindhouse cinemas have had their taste of cannibalism, mainstream Hollywood has also exploited the theme for big time box-office return. The Silence of the Lambs was a sleeper hit in 1991, and its main star Hannibal ‘The Cannibal’ Lecter, portrayed by Anthony Hopkins, returned in Hannibal (2001) and Red Dragon (2002). Especially the first sequel has scenes of explicit cannibalism in it, just look at the scene in which Lecter feeds on Ray Liotta’s brains. In Sin City (2005), the mute serial killer Kevin (Elijah Wood) kills prostitutes, mounts their heads on a wall like hunting trophies and cannibalizes their remains, feeding the leftovers to his pet wolf.

Not a Hollywood film, but immensely popular was The Texas Chain Saw Massacre in 1974. In it, a group of friends stumble upon a family of cannibals in rural Texas. The film was made independently by director Tobe Hooper for just around 140.000 dollars. Due to its graphic content, the film was banned in several countries, but did make 30.8 million dollars at the U.S. box office alone. It got five sequels and a remake in 2003. A quite similar film is The Hills Have Eyes, which is a cult classic directed by Wes Craven in 1977. The story revolves around a family of mutant cannibals that prey on a family who have been stranded in the Nevada desert. In 1991, Craven also made The People Under the Stairs about a psychotic and cannibalistic couple played by Everett McGill and Wendy Robie who also played a couple in Twin Peaks. They ‘keep’ people between the walls of their house and eat the occasional liver.

While Cannibal Holocaust and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre only pretend to be based on reality, there are also real real-life stories about cannibalism that have been turned into movies. Think about Grimm Love aka Rohtenburg. This movie is based on the true story of self-confessed cannibal Armin Meiwes and the ‘internet cannibal movement’. In March 2001 Meiwes killed and partially ate a man he had met on the internet. The eating was based on a mutual agreement. The movie was banned in Germany after Meiwes filed a complaint against it. True cannibalism is also found in Alive (1993). This film tells the story of the Uruguayan national rugby teams’ plane that crashed in the middle of the Andes Mountains in 1972. The survivors have to take desperate measures to stay alive, including eating their deceived friends and family members.

Except for voluntary cannibalism there are also quite a few examples of people who force or trick people into eating other humans. Look no further than The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover (1989) and Titus (1999) based on a play by William Shakespeare. There is also Jennifer’s Body (2009), starring Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried and written by Oscar winning screenplay writer Diablo Cody. In it, Megan Fox plays a high school beauty queen who eats her boyfriends.

Judging from this overview, movies that feature cannibalism come in many forms and vary strongly in quality. Compared to food, they range from the cheapest junk to the highest culinary achievement. Either way, the theme has successfully manifested itself into cinema and still fascinates people to this day and will undoubtedly continue to do so in the future.

The Verdict: The Banshees of Inisherin

The Oscar contender for Best Film of 2022 is an unusual one. The story, set on the fictional island of Inisherin in 1923, revolves around the two friends Pádraic Súilleabháin (Colin Farrell) and Colm Doherty (Brendan Gleeson). One day, the aging Colm breaks off the friendship because he is tired of the talkative airhead Pádraic. Pádraic cannot and will not accept the decision however, and keeps harassing his old friend, who in turn threatens to cut off his fingers every time Pádraic talks to him. This strange and darkly comic tale is apparently a metaphor for the Irish inner struggle with its needless violence and self mutilation. Interesting, but also taken at face value, this is a great story, filmed and acted beautifully. Another winner by the actor-director team of Martin McDonagh, Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson who brought us the suburb In Bruges in 2008.

The Banshees of Inisherin is now available on Disney Plus

The verdict: to stream or not to stream? To stream

Double Bill #06: Angel Heart & The Devil’s Advocate

What these two movies have in common is quite a lot actually. Most importantly, they have the world’s heavyweight champions in acting – Robert De Niro and Al Pacino – playing Satan, The Dark Prince, Beelzebub, or in the case of Angel Heart Louis Cyphre (as in ‘Lucifer’). Both movies are based on novels (by William Hjortsberg and Andrew Neiderman respectively) and both involve a handsome lead (Mickey Rourke and Keanu Reeves) and equally handsome female co-star (Lisa Bonet and Charlize Theron). And in both cases, the couple falls prey to the evil machinations of the Dark One, because the man sold his soul to the devil. Both movies also involve seductive, violent and frightening sex scenes. So far what they have in common, because the movies are very different beasts. Angel Heart is a slow, dark and moody film, a psychological horror that takes place in the voodoo and jazz scene of New Orleans, and has a few shocking moments of bloody death in store. The Devil’s Advocate, which was made ten years later in 1997, is big time Hollywood entertainment with terrific production design and the corporate world of New York as its main setting. The way Satan is portrayed is quite different as well. De Niro plays him small; he’s only in a few scenes, working on collecting a debt (singer Johnny Favorite sold his soul to him to become famous and then he disappeared). Pacino, as always, is the definite lead of the film, and goes all the way in his fierce and memorable performance. Final coincidental connection; the movie’s directors – Alan Parker and Taylor Hackford – made a few iconic hits in the eighties and nineties, but both disappeared from mainstream Hollywood cinema in the zeroes. Both Angel Heart and The Devil’s Advocate are definitely amongst the finest films they made.