Brainfood: A JK Screenplay (synopsis)

Recently, I released a precious childhood amateur film of mine called Brains For Breakfast. If you haven’t seen it yet, feel free to check it out by clicking the icon below.

It’s still a dream of mine to one day expand this short horror-comedy into a full-length feature. To that end, I’ve developed a treatment for a screenplay. If you’re interested in getting involved in any way, I’d love to hear from you – just reach out at jeponline@hotmail.com.

BRAINFOOD — Treatment

Genre: Comedy / Horror / Science Fiction / Action
Setting: The Netherlands (alternative universe) – Bergen, Heiloo, Alkmaar, Schermer Region

Tagline: The ultimate drug in the galaxy has been found… and they want it.

LOGLINE
In an alternate Netherlands where alien encounters are routine, a disgraced psi-soldier must rejoin his disbanded elite unit to stop a violent race of interdimensional drug-hunters from stealing the most powerful psychedelic ever created.

SYNOPSIS

A Violent Return
In a parallel universe version of the Netherlands – an English-speaking, militarized, right-wing nation used to alien visitors – an aggressive alien race known as the Atomics breaches into Earth via a ‘Dimension Traveller’ device.

Primitive in appearance – some resemble lizards, some skeletons, some monkeys and the leader – Taurus – a bull –.the Atomics wear long dusters and wield antique-looking rifles. They land in the dunes near Bergen, killing a dune ranger and parasitizing another using a leech-like creature that implants a mind-controlling worm through the ear.

On their way to their concealed base, they murder a police officer, triggering a national military alert.

General Glorious, the army chief responsible for alien containment, recognizes the race instantly. The Atomics were here two years ago, on a drug-harvesting mission for Netherweed, and escaped with their stash despite heavy casualties inflicted by the elite Psychedelic Unit, a special-forces team of psi-sensitive soldiers.

A Broken Hero
One of the Psychedelic Unit’s finest, Max Crunch, has spent the past two years at home in the small rural village of Schermer, crippled by PTSD. He feels alienated, mocked by locals, and increasingly distant from his girlfriend Nina. His psychiatrist has given him an ‘anchor’ technique to keep him grounded during flashbacks, but his trauma remains unresolved.

When the government cuts off his benefits and Nina leaves him, Max reluctantly answers the army’s summons. General Glorious reveals that the Atomics have returned and the Psychedelic Unit must be reassembled. If Max helps, he’ll receive permanent paid leave afterward. Reluctantly, Max agrees.

Reforming the Psychedelic Unit
Max reunites with the scattered members of his old team:

• Captain Jimmie Lombardo – alpha-male, tough, impatient, the unit’s brash leader.
• Henry ‘Cowboy’ Waterman – laconic sharpshooter in a cowboy hat.
• Steve ‘Suicide Steve’ Hoskins – fearless, volatile, and racist and fascist tendencies.
• Thomas ‘Tank’ Larson – the team’s powerhouse
• Olaf ‘Bulldog’ Braat – sniper with perfect accuracy

The group once used the substance Daylyrium, enabling psychic attunement and interspecies telepathic tracking. But this time, Max can’t make a connection at the scene of the cop killing – the Atomics are clearly using psi-blockers.

With telepathy off the table, the squad turns to old-school detective work: Find the drugs, find the aliens.

The New Drug
They discover that eccentric chemist Dr. Schnobel has invented the ultimate psychedelic, dubbed Entheogen, a liquid that dissolves the ego and induces cosmic unity. Rejected by corporate drug monopolies, Schnobel distributed product through two major dealers, called Frans Hario and Teeg Brown.

Unbeknownst to humanity, Alien scouts monitoring Earth’s drug trade identified Entheogen as the most valuable substance in the galaxy. In response, the Atomics sent a forty-soldier strike team to harvest the drug and abduct its creator.

Two Raids
The Psychedelic Unit and the Atomics both converge on the dealers:
• At Hario’s home, a chaotic gunfight erupts. The squad kills all Atomics on site and captures Frans.

• At Teeg Brown’s, the Atomics strike first and abduct Brown without resistance.

Interrogation leads both sides to the same destination: Dr. Schnobel’s lab.

Ambush by the Terrifying Five
Taurus anticipates pursuit and dispatches the Atomics’ elite hunters – The Terrifying Five – to ambush the Psychedelic Unit. The squad barely survives the devastating encounter, but Schnobel is abducted and brought to the Atomics’ commandeered villa base in the forests of Heiloo.

There, Schnobel is forced to teach an Atomic chemist the formula for Entheogen, while the villa’s parasitized owner serves as a puppet caretaker.

The Oracle of Bergen
With leads running dry, Max suggests visiting The Oracle of Bergen, a powerful psychic buried waist-deep in a forest hill, clad in a Hawaiian shirt and aviator shades, flanked by two similarly dressed psychic companions.

The Oracle reveals:
• The Atomics are master chemists from Atom X, a devastated world stripped of natural resources.
• Another alien race gifted them the Dimension Traveller to scavenge resources from other worlds.
• The Atomics’ return, and the showdown to come, is part of a cosmic design.
• Their leader is Taurus, the same figure responsible for Max’s trauma.

Max’s PTSD surges at the mention of Taurus.

But the Oracle also gives the squad the Atomics’ exact location.

The Assault on the Villa
The team launches a coordinated three-front assault:
• Max and Steve attack through dense forest.
• Jimmie and Cowboy approach from a rear field.
• Tank and Bulldog hold the front to intercept escapees.

Fierce firefights rage as both teams carve their way toward the villa.

Schnobel completes the Entheogen formula, but Taurus prepares to flee. He releases the Terrifying Five once more. The squad manages to kill them, but Cowboy falls in battle, enraging Suicide Steve into a berserker and foreigner hating rampage.

Taurus escapes with the Entheogen sample and formula, fleeing in the same van the Atomics used upon arrival. Bulldog manages to plant a tracker before Taurus escapes.

Showdown in the Dunes
Max takes the tracker and pursues Taurus alone. In the dunes, Max is attacked by the mind-controlled dune ranger. Back at the villa, Jimmie kills the leech-creature controlling the ranger, and the ranger dies instantly. Max continues the chase.

Taurus reaches the Dimension Traveller, a lift-like mechanism atop a dune. Before he can signal home, Max confronts him and a traumatic flashback hits:

Two years earlier, during the first invasion, Max and the squad pursued Taurus to a similar base. Among the team then was Max’s younger brother Patrick Crunch. Patrick was parasitized and attacked Max, who was forced to shoot his own brother. Taurus laughed as he escaped with stolen Netherweed.

Back to the present. Both characters draw their guns and Max blows Taurus his brains out.

A Gift for Atom X
At the Atomics’ base on barren Atom X, Taurus appears to call home. But it’s actually Max holding up Taurus’s severed face to the camera, mimicking his grunt. The Atomics activate the teleportation system.

Instead of Taurus, the bag of C4 appears and detonates. The Atomic base is obliterated.

Enlightenment on the Lawn
Max returns to the villa. Dr. Schnobel lies dying, but hands Jimmie one final vial of Entheogen:

“Take it together. This is enlightenment in a bottle.”

Jimmie proposes sharing the drug with the last surviving Atomics they captured. Steve objects, but the others agree.

On the villa lawn, surrounded by the bodies of friends and foes alike, the five surviving members of the Psychedelic Unit sit with five captured Atomics. They ingest the Entheogen together.

As the purple sky stretches endlessly above them, they gaze upward, united in a moment of pure transcendence.

For the first time, they truly understand: they are all one.

A JK Classic Re-Release: Brains For Breakfast (2000)

On my YouTube channel, Jeppy’s Video Circus, I usually post short videos in three categories.

The first is pop culture features, like Schwarzenegger’s 100 Greatest Kills and Ranking the Top 100 Beatles Songs.

The second is experimental shorts, such as Passenger and Light Parade.

The third category is amateur movies I made during my childhood, including A Bad Trip and Nicky and Mugs.

I’ve just released another one called Brains For Breakfast and this one might be my favorite.

The Amateur
The unfinished video was shot in 2000, about halfway through my five-year stretch as an amateur filmmaker.

That period began in 1998, when my buddy Jean-Marc and I took a two-week videomaking course in Charme, France, taught by the Amsterdam-based Open Studio. They taught us the basics of filmmaking: camera work, directing, editing, screenwriting – the whole package.

The following year, I shot a number of shorts with my friends in Heiloo, including Nicky and Mugs and A Bad Trip. Many unfinished projects from that time still live in the dusty archives of my desktop.

In an upcoming short called Dreaming of HeilooWeed, I plan to edit those fragments into a medley of our unfinished amateur films.

In 2000, we created what I consider the highlight of that era: Brains For Breakfast, which is now available on YouTube.

That same year, I also traveled through India and Nepal, where I shot a two-hour travel movie.

In 2001, my friends and I spent three months in Thailand, where I filmed another travel documentary – though calling it a ‘travel movie’ doesn’t quite do it justice. It’s part Jackass, part comic meditation on backpacking. I plan to edit it into a half-hour YouTube version next year, titled 2001: A Thailand Odyssey.

By 2002, my movie career had started to fade, and I moved on to other things. I made a few videos that year, but nothing particularly noteworthy.

That is, until 2020 – when I picked up filmmaking again as a hobby.

About Brains For Breakfast
Brains For Breakfast
can best be described as a horror-comedy, heavily inspired by Peter Jackson (Bad Taste) and Sam Raimi (The Evil Dead).

The story follows weed dealer Jimmie Lombardo, who suddenly finds himself in the middle of an alien invasion, one with the sole purpose of stealing Dutch weed.

What I love most about it is the humor. There are some genuinely funny moments, along with a few surprisingly effective scenes, like the one where an alien shoots a guy on a bicycle from a balcony.

I also have a soft spot for all the amateurish mistakes: jumping the axis, catching the cameraman’s shadow, or scenes that shift from early evening to near-dark in the blink of an eye. All of it adds to the charm and hilarity.

Since the film was never finished, I decided to create an ending by adding a short ‘making-of’ segment, showing us trying to pull off one of our great ‘special effects’.

I’m happy with how it turned out, and I hope you’ll enjoy it too. Check out Brains For Breakfast below on YouTube!

Ranking the Top 100 Beatles Songs – Part 1

The Beatles, the most influential band of all time, deserve the ultimate list. I decided to make a ranking of their 100 greatest songs and devote a major video to this list on my YouTube channel.

Now, this video – published in two parts and totaling 43 minutes of screentime – was quite an undertaking and took me eight months to complete. Compiling the list was relatively tough because the boys have made so many masterpieces. Special thanks to the ever-knowledgeable Jan Bletz for his helpful input. The really tough part was creating the video itself though.

Make no mistake: getting to 43 minutes of edited video can be a real nightmare. Many things go wrong: technical issues, copyright claims of YouTube, the stress of perfectionism and more. Respect for anybody who does this for a living.

That said, I’m pretty happy with the final result – flaws and all. So without further ado, I proudly present the ultimate Beatles playlist, in two parts. I hope you enjoy it.

100. A Hard Day’s Night

99. The Night Before

98. Eight Days a Week

97. Love Me Do

96. I Will

95. Hey Bulldog

94. She Said She Said

93. It Won’t Be Long

92. Mother Nature’s Son

91. The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill

90. Please Please Me

89. No Reply

88. I Want to Tell You

87. Martha My Dear

86. This Boy

85. Lady Madonna

84. I’m Only Sleeping

83. Can’t Buy Me Love

82. We Can Work It Out

81. Your Mother Should Know

80. Getting Better

79. I Saw Her Standing There

78. Magical Mystery Tour

77. You Can’t Do That

76. Taxman

75. And I Love Her

74. I’ve Just Seen a Face

73. From Me to You

72. You Won’t See Me

71. I’m So Tired

70. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da

69. I’m a Loser

68. Octopus’s Garden

67. I’ll Follow the Sun

66. Help!

65. Julia

64. When I’m Sixty-Four

63. Two of Us

62. The Ballad of John and Yoko

61. With a Little Help from My Friends

60. I Should Have Known Better

59. Ticket to Ride

58. Nowhere Man

57. Don’t Let Me Down

56. If I Needed Someone

55. Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band

54. I Want You (She’s So Heavy)

53. All You Need Is Love

52. Carry That Weight

51. Oh! Darling

Check out part 2 here…

Ranking the Top 100 Beatles Songs – Part 2

50. Paperback Writer

49. Sexy Sadie

48. I Me Mine

47. Maxwell’s Silver Hammer

46. For No One

45. Hello, Goodbye

44. I Am the Walrus

43. Get Back

42. I Feel Fine

41. She Loves You

40. Tomorrow Never Knows

39. And Your Bird Can Sing

38. Within You Without You

37. Here Comes the Sun

36. I’m Down

35. Revolution

34. If I Fell

33. The Long and Winding Road

32. All My Loving

31. You Never Give Me Your Money

30. Day Tripper

29. Golden Slumbers

28. Fixing a Hole

27. Michelle

26. I Want to Hold Your Hand

25. Across the Universe

24. Yesterday

23. Drive My Car

22. Dear Prudence

21. Back in the U.S.S.R.

20. Blackbird

19. Come Together

18. Girl

17. The Fool on the Hill

16. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

15. Something

14. Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite!

13. Eleanor Rigby

12. Happiness Is a Warm Gun

11. Penny Lane

10. While My Guitar Gently Weeps

09. Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)

08. Strawberry Fields Forever

07. Let It Be

06. Hey Jude

05. In My Life

04. She’s Leaving Home

03. Because

02. Here, There and Everywhere

01. A Day in the Life

Check out part 1 here