Mijn 10 favoriete videogames aller tijden

Ik zou mezelf niet echt gamer noemen, maar toch heb ik wel enige liefde voor het medium. Vorig jaar heb ik van mijn bescheiden bijverdiensten in België een Playstation 5 gekocht – en na jaren van niet gamen ben ik nu weer af en toe achter de console te vinden, vaak samen met Rosa.

Ik speel momenteel o.a. Robocop: Rogue City, GTA V, Hot Wheels Unleashed 2 – Turbocharged, en Red Dead Redemption 2 (de best beoordeelde game ooit op IMDb). Van die games is Robocop: Rogue City mijn favoriet. Het is een stijlvolle, gewelddadige shooter met Peter Weller (de originele RoboCop) in de hoofdrol. Het verhaal is een echte RoboCop original en speelt zich af tussen de gebeurtenissen van RoboCop 2 en RoboCop 3.

Hoewel de graphics van moderne games prachtig zijn, weten de games nog minder te betoveren dan de spelletjes die ik in mijn jeugd speelde. Mijn leven als gamer bestaat uit vier fases: in mijn hele jonge jaren speelde ik games op de Commodore 64 – spelletjes die je moest laden met een cassettebandje. Daarna kwam de Nintendo 8 Bit, een fantastische console waarvan ik de games in mijn lagere schooltijd kapot heb gespeeld.

In mijn studietijd had ik een Playstation 2 waarmee ik honderden uren in de werelden van GTA heb doorgebracht. En nu dus een PS5, waarmee ik me weliswaar vermaak, maar die me nog niet volledig heeft ingepakt. Maar GTA VI moet nog uitkomen, dus ik voorspel dat dat het grote verschil gaat maken. Tussen deze fases door heb ik ook nog verschillende games op de PC gespeeld.

Als ik nadenk over mijn favoriete games en de magie daarvan, is er nog geen PS5 titel doorgedrongen tot de Top 10. Dit gaat hopelijk veranderen het komende jaar. Hierbij mijn top 10 beoordeeld aan de hand van jeugdherinnering en de mate waarin een game je echt kan meevoeren in een andere wereld.

10. Manhunt (Playstation 2)

In dit spel speel je een veroordeelde moordenaar die door een sadistische snuffmovie-producent wordt opgesloten in een jachtterrein vol gewelddadige gangs. Je missie: vermoord alle gangleden om door te mogen naar het volgende level. Hoe gruwelijker de kill, hoe meer punten. Deze game is zó extreem spannend dat dit voor mij nooit is geëvenaard door welke andere game dan ook. De sfeer is intens duister en beklemmend. Een echt donkere parel van Rockstar North.

09. Ikari Warriors (Nintendo 8-bit)

Deze uiterst simpele shooter van de NES uit 1986 heb ik opgenomen simpelweg omdat ik me er zoveel uren mee vermaakt heb. Het spel is erg moeilijk – en een gemiddeld potje duurt vijf minuten – maar met de code ABBA kun je steeds weer drie nieuwe levens krijgen en het spel uitspelen. Hier doe je geloof ik anderhalf tot twee uur over.

08. Blue Max (Commodore 64)

Een vergelijkbaar verhaal als Ikari Warriors, alleen was ik hier pas vijf jaar oud toen ik deze game eindeloos speelde. Je bestuurt een bommenwerper die in de Eerste Wereldoorlog gebouwen moet vernietigen en vijandelijke vliegtuigen moet neerhalen. De game is verrassend speelbaar en nog steeds erg vermakelijk.

07. Grand Theft Auto IV (PC)

GTA IV kwam uit in 2008 en was qua ontwerp een enorme sprong voorwaarts ten opzichte van andere games uit die tijd. Het openwereldontwerp en de mechanics waren indrukwekkend vernieuwend. Ook het verhaal over een Oost-Europese crimineel die een stad à la New York op stelten zet wist me te raken. Het enige nadeel vond ik het sociale systeem waarbij je allerlei vriendschappen moest onderhouden. Daar ben ik niet zo goed in…

06. Super Mario Bros. (Nintendo 8-bit)

Samen met Duck Hunt was dit mijn allereerste game-ervaring op de NES – een enorme upgrade ten opzichte van de Commodore 64. Super Mario Bros. is simpelweg een prachtige game: eindeloos herspeelbaar, met iconisch leveldesign en fantastische muziek.

05. Duke Nukem 3D & Wolfenstein 3D (PC)

Hier smokkel ik stiekem een extra titel de Top 10 binnen. Deze twee klassieke first-person shooters uit de jaren ’90 zijn extreem vermakelijk en heerlijk gewelddadig. In de ene neem je het op tegen aliens, in de andere tegen nazi’s. Vijanden aan flarden schieten met een arsenaal aan wapens en explosieven blijft simpelweg leuk. Ik speel ze allebei nog weleens op de PC – for old times’ sake.

04. StarCraft (PC)

StarCraft is een briljant ontworpen strategiespel met een enorme culturele impact, vooral in Zuid-Korea. Je voert oorlog als één van drie rassen: de marine-achtige Terrans, de steeds evoluerende insectachtige Zerg en de machtige, mysterieuze Protoss. Ik geef toe dat ik het spel nooit heb uitgespeeld zonder cheatcodes (‘show me the money’), maar het heeft me ongelooflijk veel plezier gegeven.

03. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (Playstation 2)

Een cadeautje van Loesje voor Sinterklaas 2004. Het jaar daarop heeft ze me nauwelijks gezien ;-). Dit openwereld-gangsterspel is een ode aan de gangster- en hiphopscene van Los Angeles in de jaren ’90. De mogelijkheden in het spel zijn bijna eindeloos, het verhaal is fantastisch – met onder andere Samuel L. Jackson als corrupte agent – en de soundtrack is ronduit waanzinnig.

02. Super Mario Bros 3 (Nintendo 8-bit)

Tijdens een vakantie in Frankrijk, eind jaren ’80, speelde ik dit voor het eerst in een arcadehal op een camping. Ik was meteen verkocht. Het leveldesign is schitterend en de mogelijkheden en geheimen zijn vele malen uitgebreider dan in het originele Super Mario Bros.. Dit is zonder twijfel een van de beste en meest vermakelijke spellen ooit gemaakt.

01. Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (Playstation 2)

Een gangsterspel in een open wereld, gemodelleerd naar Miami in de jaren ’80, met een verhaal dat voelt als een mix tussen Scarface en Goodfellas? Dat móét wel mijn favoriete game aller tijden zijn. Met Ray Liotta als Tommy Vercetti, die zich van net vrijgekomen maffialid opwerkt tot ultieme gangsterbaas van Vice City. Dit spel was een droom die uitkwam en liet zien wat er allemaal mogelijk was binnen het medium. Hoe indrukwekkend GTA VI ook gaat worden: ik verwacht niet dat ze dit ooit nog gaan overtreffen. Een absolute klassieker.

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The 20 Greatest Ultra Villains in Movies

20. Bill the Butcher

Played by: Daniel Day-Lewis
Film(s): Gangs of New York (2002)
Line: ‘Ears and noses will be the trophies of the day. But no hand shall touch him.’

Nothing goes too far for William ‘Bill the Butcher’ Cutting in his personal mission to oppress the new immigrants whom Bill sees as mere cockroaches. His name is very appropriate: whenever he joins the street fights, he slaughters enemies by the dozens using his vast set of knives and stabbing weapons. He shows a softer side around Amsterdam, who he sees as the son he never had, but in the end, Bill is a bad man. Played to perfection by Daniel Day Lewis.

19. Mr. Joshua

Played by: Gary Busey
Film(s): Lethal Weapon (1987)
Line: ‘See, Martin, we have a problem. Since we have Murtaugh, we don’t really need you. But I believe in being thorough.’

The ultra blond Mr. Joshua is pretty much a badass. He shows his macho behavior in his intro-scene by letting his employer hold a lighter under his arm for a pretty long time. Riggs and Murtaugh have a lot of trouble with this ex-commando. In his mission to smuggle heroin into the United States, he lets nothing or nobody get in his way. He scores extra points for his pretty good fighting skills.

18. The Terminator

Played by: Arnold Schwarzenegger
Film(s): The Terminator (1984)
Line: ‘Your clothes – give them to me, now.’

Schwarzenegger is perfectly cast as a killing machine. The Terminator is one scary motherfucker. ‘Sarah Connor? Yes. Boom!!!’ He is efficient and unstoppable. The perfect invention really. James Cameron (director) and Stan Winston (special effects) have really outdone themselves. The highlight? There are many, but Schwarzenegger barging in the police station killing everybody is pretty damn exciting.

17. Amon Goeth

Played by: Ralph Fiennes
Film(s): Schindler’s List (1993)
Line: ‘Ah, an educated Jew… like Karl Marx himself. Unterscharfuehrer! Shoot her.’

Can a psycho Nazi killer still be charismatic? Leave it to Ralph Fiennes to pull it off. Even though Goeth commits horrible acts and certainly deserves to die for it, he can be touching in a strange and remote way. A truly remarkable bad guy, right up until his ‘Heil Hitler’ sent off.

16. Judge Doom

Played by: Christopher Lloyd
Film(s): Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Line: ‘Soon, where Toon Town once stood will be a string of gas stations, inexpensive motels, restaurants that serve rapidly prepared food.’

Christopher Lloyd who nailed the ultimately sympathetic ‘Doc’ in Back to the Future, plays a really scary dude here. Judge Doom is one malicious bastard and the type of villain we could use more of: wacky, evil-lookin’ and carrying a dark secret. Brilliant character in a brilliant movie.

15. Anton Chigurh

Played by: Javier Bardem
Film(s): No Country for Old Men (2007)
Line: ‘What’s the most you have ever lost in a coin toss?’

Chigurh is one weird psycho killer for sure. Armed with an oxygen tank and a shotgun he makes life very difficult for the people in the wasteland of the Texas-Nevada borderlands His entrance in No Country for Old Men alone is enough to earn him this position. Add to that his terrible haircut, his deep voice and his seemingly random killing spree and you got an A-grade villain that’s just hard to forget.

14. Freddy Krueger

Played by: Robert Englund
Film(s): A Nightmare on Elm Street series (1984-2003)
Line: ‘I’m your boyfriend now, Nancy.’

The child murdering Freddy literally gives his victims nightmares. Both his burned face and his evil mind tricks can make everybody crap their pants. Freddy is without a doubt the greatest supernatural killer to ever appear on the white screen.

13. Annie Wilkes

Played by: Kathy Bates
Film(s): Misery (1990)
Line: ‘You! You dirty bird! How could you?’

Pour Paul Sheldon. Being captured by his greatest fan is a nightmare beyond imagination. He is constantly walking on eggshells as the slightest provocation will set off Annie Wilkes big time. It’s hard to say what kind of disorder she actually ‘suffers’ from, but there is no doubt that she is completely batshit.

12. Skeletor

Played by: Frank Langella
Film(s): Masters of the Universe (1987)
Line: ‘I am Skeletor.’

Masters of the Universe is no masterpiece, but Frank Langella really elevates the movie with his highly enjoyable appearance. His portrayal of Skeletor, who was already a favorite villain in cartoons, became a most memorable bad guy. His looks are spot on, and he rules his underlings with an iron fist. It’s a total shame that He-Man kicks him into a dark, deep shaft at the end of the movie.

11. Saruman

Played by: Christopher Lee
Film(s): The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001 / 2002 / 2003)
Line: ‘Hunt them down! Do not stop until they are found. You do not know pain, you do not know fear. You’ll taste men-flesh!’

While Sauron may be the real bad guy in The Lord of the Rings, Saruman makes a far greater impression. His voice is perhaps his greatest asset. The way he utters spells and commands is just the ultimate in evil cool. Christopher Lee, almost 80 when he played this, is remarkable in the role that he was born to play. When it comes to evil old wizards surrounded by Orcs, Saruman is the man.

10. Agent Smith

Played by: Hugo Weaving
Film(s): The Matrix (1999) / The Matrix Reloaded (2003) / The Matrix Revolutions (2003)
Line: ‘I will enjoy watching you die…Mr. Anderson.’

Who ever thought a software application could be this menacing? Smith may be funny with his monotone voice and robotic locomotion, but he can be vicious as well. It’s really hard to relax with this guy around, and he is always around. When you think he’s finally gone, he returns with clone abilities. Smith is an unstoppable force of destruction and can ultimately be only stopped by himself. Now that’s pretty bad.

9. Clarence Boddicker

Played by: Kurtwood Smith
Film(s): RoboCop (1987)
Line: ‘Can you fly Bobby?’

It’s not exactly his looks that make Clarence Boddicker ultra villain material. It is his ruthless and merciless attitude. He first shows his vileness, when he kicks one of his wounded cronies out of a moving truck. Soon after, he displays a real sadistic streak when he brutally murders Murphy. Although he’s a street level boss, he meets personally with Dick Jones, Vice President at OCP (Omni Consumer Products) showing he is also an intelligent and competent gang leader.

8. T-1000

Played by: Robert Patrick
Film(s): Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Line: ‘Thank you for your cooperation.’

Robert Patrick as the liquid metal T-1000 is an example of perfect casting. This unstoppable and constantly morphing killing machine is pretty scary at times. The fact that he is wearing a police uniform makes this even worse. Rather than ‘protect and serve’, he fanatically chases John Connor around while killing everybody that gets in his way. Glad to have Schwarzenegger around, the only one with a remote chance to stop it. Now that’s pretty telling.

7. Bill

Played by: David Carradine
Film(s): Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003) / Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Line: ‘Do you find me sadistic?’

Bill is a murderous bastard, but he can be honorable as well. When the Bride arrives to take revenge on Bill for shooting her in the head, he grants her one night with her daughter, who she had presumed to be dead. Make no mistake though, in the duel that follows he would have killed her without mercy if it hadn’t been for her special skills. A classic villain who gets extra points for his great knowledge of martial arts and pop culture.

6. Major Arnold Toht

Played by: Ronald Lacey
Film(s): Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
Line: ‘You Americans, you’re all the same. Always overdressing for the wrong occasions.’

The boring communists in The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull showed again what great villains Nazi’s can be. Major Toht is an absolute favorite. A very unpleasant appearance and an equally disturbing voice can make someone cringe. It’s a true relief when his face starts melting towards the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

5. Emperor Palpatine

Played by: Ian McDiarmid
Film(s): Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi (1983)
Line: ‘Welcome young Skywalker. I’m looking forward to completing your training. In time, you will call me…master!’

While the Ewoks made Return of the Jedi just a little too child friendly, Ian McDiarmid restored the balance with his dark portrayal of the Emperor. Allegedly, serial killer Jeffrey Damner was a huge fan of Palpatine. This figures, because Palpatine is a true incarnation of evil. Every line he utters comes out as pure poison. He is often underestimated because of his fragile old appearance, but make no mistake! When Palpatine starts using his dark side force techniques there is nobody who can stop him. Well there’s always one.

4. Hans Gruber

Played by: Alan Rickman
Film(s): Die Hard (1988)
Line: ‘Nice suit. John Phillips, London. I have two myself. Rumor has it Arafat buys his there.’

Another German villain to make the list. It is just hard to ignore their bad guy potential. Hans Gruber is the perfect baddie against Bruce Willis’ hero John McClane. He is both ruthless and smart, but certainly not without a sense of humor and style. You gotta hand it to this guy. Up till now, the Die Hard creators haven’t yet found a suitable replacement for him as the villains in the four sequels all made far less of an impression.

3. Frank

Played by: Henry Fonda
Film(s): Once Upon a Time in the West (1968)
Line: ‘I could crush you like a wormy apple.’

Not a businessman but ‘just a man’. If that is true, humanity is truly fucked. Look at Frank’s sins: killing a young boy in his first appearance, raping Jill McBain and off course the thing he did to royally piss off Harmonica. Nobody figured the sympathetic Henry Fonda could play a bad guy this well. He proved them dead wrong. Frank is one of the most accomplished villains ever, and Fonda should have won an Oscar for the part.

2. Dr. Hannibal Lecter

Played by: Anthony Hopkins
Film(s): The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
Line: ‘I’m having an old friend for dinner.’

Anthony Hopkins delivers a wicked and Oscar-winning performance as Dr. Hannibal Lecter. Charming, extremely intelligent, psychically strong: Lecter has it all. One of the few baddies in this list who actually survives the films he is in, Lecter stands above the regular laws of good and evil. He just does what he does. His character has been exploited a little too much in modern cinema and literature, but his turn in The Silence of the Lambs remains one of the most chilling and spellbinding performances ever in cinema history.

1. Darth Vader

Played by: David Prowse, James Earl Jones (voice)
Film(s): Star Wars Trilogy (1977 / 1980 / 1883)
Line: ‘If you only knew the power of the dark side.’

Its villains have always been the best thing about Star Wars, but Darth Vader is the baddest motherfucker of them all. It is hard to say which is cooler; his voice (and breathing), his name or his appearance. His introduction in A New Hope alone makes him the best movie villain ever. But he also has a fair share in fighting skills, force power and strategy. Just a fantastic character altogether.

Dungeon Classics #32: Starship Troopers

FilmDungeon’s Chief Editor JK sorts through the Dungeon’s DVD-collection to look for old cult favorites….

Starship Troopers (1997, USA)

Director: Paul Verhoeven
Cast: Casper Van Dien, Denise Richards, Dina Meyer, Jake Busey
Running Time: 129 mins.

In the late eighties till the late nineties, Paul Verhoeven – the pride of the Netherlands – had the decade of his career in which he made three science fiction classics that are both masterful and unique: RoboCop, Total Recall and Starship Troopers. All three deliver on stunning design, ultra-violence and social commentary. Starship Troopers revolves around a future human, militaristic society which is at war with an alien bug species. The film follows several recruits who join different parts of the military organization, and go on outer space missions to defeat the bugs. The social commentary against extreme policies was apparently too well hidden, so that critics and viewers missed it completely at the time and considered Starship Troopers just as a typical Hollywood action movie. Understandable, because Verhoeven’s direction is basically flawless and as a piece of suburb popcorn entertainment, the movie works extremely well. However, it works just as well as a propaganda piece for a future, fascist government, who want to dominate the galaxy through violence and oppression. The good looking cast members (check out main actor Casper Van Dien’s perfect jawline) thereby function as ultimate poster girls and boys for citizenship, a status that is reached through military service. The fact that Verhoeven took 100 million dollars from a major Hollywood studio to make this, is fantastic. Don’t expect it to happen anytime soon again. Luckily, Starship Troopers is still just as effective and enjoyable as it was back in 1997.

Dungeon Classics #25: RoboCop 2

FilmDungeon’s Chief Editor JK sorts through the Dungeon’s DVD-collection to look for old cult favorites….

RoboCop 2 (1990, USA)

Director: Irvin Kershner
Cast: Peter Weller, Nancy Allen, Belinda Bauer, Tom Noonan
Running Time: 117 mins.

Irvin Kershner is a director who is good in dark sequels that feature tormented cyborgs, he proved with The Empire Strikes Back (1980). RoboCop 2 doesn’t quite approach that extremely high level, but it also didn’t deserve the harsh criticism it received. Peter Weller is excellent once again as the human-machine cop who’s dealing with remnants of his former life. The events take place shortly after the first film and crime in Detroit has gotten even worse. RoboCop has to single handedly end a drug epidemic as the cops go on strike for being squeezed out by evil corporation OCP. The script of this movie was written by Frank Miller (Sin City), so that adds to the darkness. It is too sadistic at times, but seeing RoboCop in action with his tough-as-nails human partner Lewis (Nancy Allen) is as thrilling as it was three years earlier. And although the special effects are pretty outdated (check out the Apple-interface on cyborg Caine!) the movie, with all its apocalyptic Detroit factory settings, still looks good.