Review: The Beatles Museum (and Elvis Museum) in Alkmaar

It was years ago since I last set foot in the Beatles Museum in Alkmaar, by far the largest private collection of Beatles stuff that can be found worldwide (1800 square meters). In 2021, another collection was added under the name Elvis Museum. What can you expect?

When you enter, there is a coffee corner where during my visit a Beatles documentary was playing: Peter Jackson’s ‘Get Back’ (the rooftop concert, yeah!). After you paid the fifteen euro’s entry fee and put your bag in a locker, you can enter. You can go straight into the museum or into the store first where they have Beatles & Elvis t-shirts, toys, gadgets, key chains and a huge collection of records, lp’s, cd’s and dvd’s.

The museum consists of an overwhelming amount of information, photographs and collectors items. The main exhibit is the Beatles timeline, from John and Paul’s famous first meeting on 6 July 1957 to the official breaking up of the Beatles in 1970.

There are also specials on a.o. The Beatles Christmas Singles, The Beatles in Italy and Spain, The Beatles in Hamburg, The Beatles in the Netherlands (where they have performed in Hillegom and Blokker), the five movies they made, The Beatles Butcher Cover, The Beatles at the BBC, The famous red and blue double LP’s and The Beatles Singles Collection.

It is a huge setup; the sheer amount of stuff present is overwhelming. Compared to the collection of Beatles-stuff, the Elvis area is pretty small, but there are certainly nice items about the King and also his life story printed on boards. There was also a couch where I could watch Elvis perform on a monitor; he was singing ‘I Got a Woman’, a track the Beatles also covered. Nice!

Should you visit? Yes, this is the most important period in the history of pop music and the place is like a time capsule. Walking around and getting lost in all the memorabilia is a pleasant experience for sure. And don’t forget to have your photograph taken in front of the huge Abbey Road and Sgt. Pepper’s boards.

Beatles Museum Alkmaar
Elvis Museum | Zeezender Museum
Pettemerstraat 12A
1823 CW Alkmaar
https://www.beatlesmuseum.nl/

TV Dungeon: The Office (UK)

(2001 – 2003, UK)

Creator: Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant
Cast: Ricky Gervais, Martin Freeman, Mackenzie Crook, Lucy Davis, Ewan MacIntosh, Ben Bradshaw, Emma Louise Manton

2 Seasons + Christmas Specials (14 Episodes)

Have you ever been in a truly embarrassing situation? Like saying something very wrong to exactly the wrong person? What if you would have been ignorant of the embarrassment, would that make you feel better or worse? Obviously better. Ignorance is bliss. But if you wouldn’t feel the embarrassment, you would probably say wrong things a whole lot more often and other people would feel embarrassment for you. Such is the case with David Brent (Ricky Gervais).

David Brent is the regional manager of paper wholesaler Wernham-Hogg in Slough. He is one of television’s greatest characters. His main motivation in life is to be popular among his office underlings. He is at his happiest when somebody laughs at his painfully unfunny jokes. That aside, he wants them to be impressed by his laid-back management style. All he ever does however, is keeping people from working. Neither does he perform any work himself. He is too busy cracking jokes or inventing ludicrous office activities.

What makes it worse is Brent’s misplaced confidence. Everybody obviously finds him super annoying, yet he genuinely believes he is popular and people find him hilarious. This leads to some profoundly embarrassing moments. Sometimes it is almost too painful to watch, like his motivational speech about management at another company. No manager would ever want to get the David Brent label, but he is still recognizable in everyday people. At the same time he is unique.

Brent is not alone in his ridiculousness. His skeleton-faced supporter Gareth who is second-in-command at the company is an almost equally laughable character, be it less painful than Brent. Then there is Brent’s so-called buddy Chris ‘Finchy’ Finch, who is one of the most obnoxious persons to ever appear on TV. Poor Tim and Dawn, an account manager and receptionist who have to deal with these people in a sometimes scary universe. Their series-spanning romantic plot is one the greatest ever created for the small screen.

The Office is a magnificent black comedy. There are many, often subtle, jokes and moments of great hilarity. It is also more than a comedy, sometimes almost like a message about existentialism. Many of us, have to spend a huge amount of out lives at a horrible depressing place (Slough) between people we can barely stand. Luckily there is humour in this, or suicide rates would go up dramatically.

When watching this, don’t expect an ordinary sitcom though. The Office requires some resilience against horrible humiliations. The reward are the final Christmas Specials that end the show on a very positive note. This move by the creators has been criticized because of the spectacular fall David Brent makes in season 2. The execution however of the two-episode finale is so fantastic that it can be instantly forgiven. The Office is comedy genius. Make sure to watch it several times catch some of the brilliant subtext the makers provide.

Dungeon Classics #28: Dead Man

FilmDungeon’s Chief Editor JK sorts through the Dungeon’s DVD-collection to look for old cult favorites….

Dead Man (1995, USA, Germany, Japan)

Director: Jim Jarmusch
Cast: Johnny Depp, Gary Farmer, Crispin Glover
Running Time: 121 mins.

A meek accountant called William Blake (Johnny Depp) travels through the old West. His destination is a place called Machine where he is supposedly hired for a job. But is this journey real, or is it a metaphorical journey undertaken by a dead man? He is in hell, a fellow passenger assures him. Things don’t get better when he arrives in Machine. There is no job for him, and he is soon forced to kill a man in self defense, which leads to him becoming a wanted man. He is then taken on a journey to nowhere by an Indian called nobody who believes he is the poet William Blake. Underway, he meets a long list of stupid white men to kill, played by well known actors/artists, including Lance Henriksen, Michael Wincott, Iggy Pop and Alfred Molina. Dead Man is a so-called acid western, a subgenre of the western that ‘subverts many of the conventions of earlier Westerns to conjure up a crazed version of autodestructive white America at its most solipsistic, hankering after its own lost origins’ (Wikipedia). It is another mesmerizing piece of art by writer-director Jim Jarmusch. The beautiful black and white imagery, accompanied by a moody electrical guitar score composed and performed by Neil Young, serves to create a truly unique atmosphere. Dead Man is best described as film as poetry. The images are the words and – like the poetry of William Blake – powerful words they are.

Light & Magic: The Making of Cinema Magic

Special effects have always been a huge part of movies. From King Kong (1933), to the Ray Harryhousen films with the brilliant stop-motion effects, to the stunning 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968). Movies offer viewers the chance to see things that cannot be seen any other way. The six-part Disney Plus documentary Light & Magic tells the story of Industrial Light & Magic (ILM) that played an enormous part in the evolution of visual effects in Hollywood movies. The company was founded by George Lucas when he was working on his first Star Wars movie in 1977. He visited every optical effects company in the industry, but found none that could deliver what he had in mind.

2001: A Space Odyssey had really pushed the boundaries in what could be achieved in visual effects, but the movie was slow. Lucas wanted to create speed and energy. He wanted to see dog flights in space. He met a special effects man called John Dykstra, who was part of a small community of special effects people. He hired him to set up the team of model makers, storyboard artists and camera and light people at the newly founded ILM.

The first two episodes show the extremely challenging process of getting the first Star Wars film made. Thousands of elements had to be combined into extremely complicated shots. There were many desperate moments, but the end result was amazing and audiences and industry experts were blown away. Nobody but the people at ILM could have done it back then. It inspired many directors to also push the envelope in special effects the following years and decades, like James Cameron: “I went home, and said to my wife; ‘I quit my job. You have to pay the bills for a while, cause I’m gonna make a film’.”

The third episode is about ILM’s challenge to create a worthy sequel: The Empire Strikes Back (1980). This classical space opera had even more complicated special effects to accomplish. Like always with sequels, the scale was much larger than the first movie. The team also got other assignments than Star Wars, namely Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981), Dragonslayer (1981) and ET: the Extra-Terrestrial (1982). Movies that were nominated for or won Academy Awards for their amazing visual effects.

Lucas also got interested in computers and he hired Ed Catmull to digitize processes. The computer team made the impressive terraforming sequence in Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Kahn (1982) and this can be seen as the beginning of computer generated effects in movies. This inspired Lucas and the ILM people to get into it. Catmull’s division (Pixar) was later sold to Steve Jobs and they turned it into a cartoon company.

The next major project was Return of the Jedi (1983), the most complex movie in terms of visual effects ever conceived. “It was not a fun movie to make”, says one of the team members. But the result surely was fun to watch. Each of the 900 visual effects shots was a triumph for the ILM team. It was followed up by a number of other eighties classics: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984), The Goonies (1985) and Back to the Future (1985). Each new project had its own challenges, and the attitude at ILM always was: ‘let’s do something that’s never been done before.’

In episode 5 titled ‘Morphing’, the computer era is really about to take off. The first successful computer effect was the water creature in James Cameron’s The Abyss (1989). Now that film could be translated into pixels that could be manipulated, anything became possible. But the industry needed a proof of concept and the 90 seconds sequence in The Abyss was just that. But as always with new technology, there is resentment at first. They called digital ‘the dark side’. Digital wasn’t yet seen as the main thing, but as an addition to old school effects. The model shop remained the central place in ILM’s laboratory.

Then one day, James Cameron called and he wanted to do something way bigger than The Abyss. He pitched them: Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991). A liquid metal man was a huge leap from a water snake. The team had only nine months to create the T-1000. They first had to capture actor Robert Patrick in data. They filmed his muscles and how he moved. Once they had him digital, they combined all special effects with the right lighting, so it all seems to be part of the same world. The end result was stunning. One ILM guy recalls the T-1000 walking through the bars in the mental institution; an impossible shot. This was truly groundbreaking stuff.

The following year, another major movie would truly signal the end of traditional special effects. They had planned to create the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park (1993) with advanced stop motion animation. Spielberg hired the best guys in the business. Stan Winston would design the creatures and Phil Tippett would animate them. He also hired Michael Lantieri, a practical effects genius and Dennis Muren, a visual effects wizard. The team had already built the dinosaurs, and Light & Magic gives us a few images of what the Velociraptors looked like with stop-motion. They’re certainly impressive, but since we are now used to digital effects, the unrealness becomes an issue. Once they did a successful test with a digital T-Rex running through a landscape everybody knew: visual effects will never be the same again. “I feel extinct”, said Tippett, and Spielberg used that line in the movie.

So 1993 was the year of the big breakthrough of digital effects, and they would be used for many successful movies in the nineties, like The Mask (1994), Forrest Gump (1994), Jumanji (1995) and Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999). The documentary series ends with the final innovation that the visionary George Lucas had anticipated all along. The tv-series The Mandalorian (2019) is shot entirely in a round set called ‘The Volume’. This is ILM’s replacement for the green-screen. It uses a massive, curved LED screen to create photorealistic backdrops, circumventing the need for outdoor locations or extensive physical sets. Due to this innovation, The Mandalorian is able to deliver Star Wars effects on a tv-schedule and budget. ILM, which had started with a group of creative designers in a warehouse at Van Nuys, is still pushing the boundaries in creating cinema magic today, now also for the small screen.