Cult Radar: Part 9

FilmDungeon is glad to explore the video trenches to find that oddball treasure between the piles of crap out there. Of Course, a treasure in this context can also be a film that’s so shockingly bad it’s worth a look, or something so bizarre that cult fans just have to see it. Join us on our quest and learn what we learn. Hopefully we’ll uncover some well-hidden cult gems.

Researched by: Jeppe Kleijngeld

Tormented (UK, 2009)

Directed by: Jon Wright
Written by: Stephen Prentice
Cast: Alex Pettyfer, April Pearson, Dimitri Leonidas

Fat schoolboy Darren got bullied to the point where he committed suicide. Tormented opens at his funeral. Not only do Darren’s tormentors don’t have any regrets whatsoever, they even throw a party to celebrate his demise. That’s just too much… Soon after, each member of the group of bullies starts receiving text messages from the dead Darren. They first think that someone is playing a prank on them, but as soon as the first body drops, they know they’re totally screwed. Tormented is a very effective horror flick that is both funny and inventively satisfying. Whether you thought high school was fun or not, this will keep you entertained for an hour and a half easily. Reviewer Kim Newman, who runs a Dungeon over at Empire Magazine gave it four stars also. It’s a recommendation.

Nude Nuns with Big Guns (USA, 2010)

Directed by: Joseph Guzman
Written by: Joseph Guzman, Robert James Hayes II
Cast: Asun Ortega, David Castro, Perry D’Marco

Violence, drugs, guns, boobs and off course lesbian sex. Nude Nuns With Big Guns is an immoral cocktail delivered by Freak Show Entertainment, the team behind the similar Run Bitch Run!. An abused nun has a vision from God. She is told to slay all sinners that are somehow connected to an elaborate heroin network, led by a money hungry padre who uses naked nuns as personnel. Sister Sarah is not supposed to show any mercy and she doesn’t! Is this entertaining? It kind of is in the sense that it is well shot and cut. Your eventual appreciation of Nude Nuns With Big Guns will depend mostly on your tolerance for graphic sex and violence featuring nuns. If this is low, you can easily deduct a star from this rating.

Hobo with a Shotgun (Canada, 2011)

Directed by: Jason Eisener
Written by: John Davies, Jason Eisener, Rob Cotterill
Cast: Rutger Hauer, Molly Dunsworth, Gregory Smith, Brian Downey

The awesome film poster promises an exploitation film pur sang and delivers. Hobo With a Shotgun was originally a fake trailer that won a Grindhouse competition organized by Robert Rodriguez. The story is about a homeless guy (Rutger Hauer) that takes on psychopathic scum in a city riddled with crime and depravity. Since it was made on a modest budget and has no Hollywood stars in its cast, it is more convincing than Tarantino’s and Rodriquez’ own Grindhouse pictures Death Proof and Planet Terror. The cheap violence gives you the real sense of watching a cult flick from the seventies. However, the sadistic violence is so excessive and beastly that it is hard to care about the characters at all, even the protagonists. The build-up is also not entirely effective; Hauer changes into a bloodthirsty vigilante in minutes, taking away some of the pleasure when he settles the score. Still, the underlying message about the human condition is well delivered and the exploitation feel is sublime; you can almost hear the exciting screams in the grindhouse theater. This hobo is certainly worth spending some loose change on.

Orcs! (USA, 2011)

Directed by: Andrew Black, James MacPherson
Written by: Anne K. Black, Jason Faller, Kynan Griffin and Justin Partridge
Cast: Adam Johnson, Renny Grames, Maclain Nelson

‘It’s an orc! No, it’s not. There is no such thing.’ A movie in which orcs show up in modern times sounds pretty horrendous. While certainly no masterpiece, Orcs! manages to entertain during its first half, which is basically a comedy about two idiot park rangers. Some jokes and The Lord of the Rings references are pretty funny. The second half is one long and tiresome battle against the orcs. This is the boring part. The costumes and special effects are laughable. All in all, don’t watch Orcs!. Just don’t!

Killer Klowns from Outer Space (USA, 1988)

Directed by: Stephen Chiodo
Written by: Charles Chiodo, Edward Chiodo, Stephen Chiodo
Cast: Grant Cramer, Suzanne Snyder, John Allen Nelson

From the special effects team behind Critters and Team America: World Police comes an original eighties classic. On a Friday night in Cove Crescent, a couple of youngsters witness a shooting star land nearby. At the place of impact, a circus tent appears, but what’s inside aint no funhouse… The acting in Killer Klowns From Outer Space may not be world class, but the production design is very well done and reason enough to check this out. It certainly beats cotton candy.

White Heat (1949)


James Cagney Is Red Hot In ‘White Heat’!

Directed by:
Raoul Walsh

Written by:
Ivan Goff (screenplay)
Ben Roberts (screenplay)
Virginia Kellogg (story)

Cast:
James Cagney (Cody Jarrett), Virginia Mayo (Verna Jarrett), Edmond O’Brien (Hank Fallon / Vic Pardo), Margaret Wycherley (Ma Jarrett), Steve Cochran (Big Ed Somers), John Archer (Philip Evans), Wally Cassell (Cotton Valletti), Fred Clark (Trader Winston), Marshall Bradford (Chief of Police), Paul Guilfoyle (Roy Parker)

White Heat opens in High Sierra – a nod to the 1941 Humphrey Bogart classic directed by Raoul Walsh – where the Jarrett Mob executes a daring heist on a treasury train, making off with 300,000 dollars in government money. The stage is set for a relentless manhunt as the authorities vow to dismantle the gang and reclaim the stolen fortune.

At the helm of the Jarrett gang is Cody Jarrett, a volatile and psychopathic criminal plagued by deep-seated mother issues. James Cagney delivers a career-defining performance, infusing Jarrett with terrifying intensity and unpredictable rage.

Director Raoul Walsh, who previously collaborated with Cagney on The Roaring Twenties, masterfully guides this explosive portrayal, cementing White Heat as a trendsetter for modern crime thrillers.

The supporting cast shines, particularly Virginia Mayo as Verna Jarrett, the bubblegum-chewing femme fatale, and Margaret Wycherley as the sinister Ma Jarrett – a character whose malevolence rivals the likes of the mother character Livia from I, Claudius and The Sopranos. Cagney’s unhinged outbursts and chilling charisma make Jarrett one of cinema’s most unforgettable villains.

From its gripping opening to its spectacular, thematically resonant finale, White Heat is a relentless and timeless masterpiece. The film’s iconic line – “Made it, Ma! Top of the world!” – isn’t just Jarrett’s delusional triumph; it’s a fitting tribute to the film itself. Few movies achieve such enduring power, but White Heat stands tall among the greats.

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Quote:
CODY JARRETT: “Big Ed, Great… Big… Ed. Know why they call him that? Because his ideas are big. Someday he’s gonna get a really big one, about me. It’ll be his last.”

Trivia:
The unusually close relationship between Cody Jarrett and his domineering mother was inspired by real life bank robbers Kate Barker (aka Ma Barker) and her sons.

The Departed (2006)


Cops or Criminals. When you’re facing a loaded gun what’s the difference?

Directed by:
Martin Scorsese

Written by:
William Monahan (screenplay)
Alan Mak (screenplay Mou gaan dou)
Felix Chong (screenplay Mou gaan dou)

Cast:
Leonardo DiCaprio (Billy Costigan), Matt Damon (Colin Sullivan), Jack Nicholson (Frank Costello), Mark Wahlberg (Dignam), Martin Sheen (Queenan), Ray Winstone (Mr. French), Vera Farmiga (Madolyn), Anthony Anderson (Brown), Alec Baldwin (Ellerby), Kevin Corrigan (Cousin Sean)

A remake of the 2002 Hong Kong thriller Infernal Affairs by one of the greatest American directors of all time. That can’t go wrong, right? The Academy certainly didn’t seem to think so, awarding the film Oscars for Best Picture, Best Director (Scorsese’s first!), Best Adapted Screenplay, and Best Film Editing. While some might see this as recognition long overdue, the film earns its accolades.

The Departed is a fantastic crime thriller, even if it may not be Scorsese’s very best. The main point of discussion for some is that it’s not a completely original film. The movie opens with The Rolling Stones’ ‘Gimme Shelter’, a great track that sets the tone perfectly, though it was also used to memorable effect in Goodfellas.

Scorsese has dealt with the underworld before in Mean Streets, Casino, and GoodFellas. While those masterpieces were based on real-life stories and experiences, The Departed shows he can deliver a tightly plotted, suspenseful narrative with equal skill.

The plot does lend itself to many exciting twists and turns. Irish crime boss Frank Costello (a maniacal turn by Jack Nicholson) has a young spy, Colin Sullivan (Matt Damon), work his way up in the Boston police force. In return, the police assign young recruit Billy Costigan (Leonardo DiCaprio) to secretly infiltrate Costello’s hardened gang. A dangerous cat-and-mouse game begins that keeps you on the edge of your seat.

The Departed is a high-energy thriller with an amazing cast. Damon and DiCaprio are excellent in the lead roles, but the real fireworks come from Nicholson and his fellow villain Ray Winstone. Scorsese wisely cast the then-unknown Vera Farmiga as the female lead, and she’s excellent in her subtlety. The plot keeps you engaged for the full 151 minutes of its runtime, and while the characters might not have the same depth as in some of Scorsese’s other works, they serve the story well. The surprising climax, rather than feeling cold, delivers a satisfying and impactful ending.

If the film hadn’t been directed by Scorsese, the bar might not have been raised so high, but as it stands, The Departed is a highly entertaining and expertly crafted movie that not only meets but often exceeds its very high expectations.

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Quote:
FRANK COSTELLO: “I don’t want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me.”

Trivia:
Originally Brad Pitt was cast as Colin Sullivan, but later dropped out to work with Alejandro González Iñárritu in Babel. He continued to produce the film under his production company Plan B.

Convoy

Director: Sam Peckinpah
Written by: B.W.L. Norton
Cast: Kris Kristofferson, Ali MacGraw, Burt Young, Ernest Borgnine

Year / Country: 1978, USA
Running Time: 104 mins.

Convoy is not really a fast carsploitation film, but more like a road adventure. It is a bit of an odd movie in director Sam Peckinpah’s oeuvre, although it does contain a slow motion shot or two and it stars Ali MacGraw and Ernest Borgnine.

The story revolves around a trucker nicknamed Rubber Duck. His Mack truck has a wild duck statue on the hood; later parodied by Tarantino in Death Proof in which Kurt Russell’s character Stuntman Mike has the same. Rubber Duck has that something that makes people leaders. You can not really put your fingers on what it is, a sort of X-factor, but Rubber Duck, charismatically portrayed by Kris Kristofferson, definitely has it.

After a bar fight with a bunch of dishonest cops, led by the crooked sheriff Cottonmouth (Borgnine), Duck and his buddies head to New Mexico where they will be safe from prosecution. Through a radio channel, other truckers pick up on what is going on and join the convoy. It grows and grows until it reaches a powerful mass. Although triggered by corruptness, the convoy is not really a political event. It just happens.

The greatest strength of Convoy lies in its screenplay. There may not be much of a story; it does sketch strong characterizations and delivers very sharp dialogues. Also impressive is the beautiful landscape cinematography. Certainly not near Peckinpah’s best, but good compared to many other standards.

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Biography: Sam Peckinpah (1925, Fresno – 1984, Inglewood) got famous for reinventing the western with movies such as The Wild Bunch and Pat Garrett & Billy the Kid. His nickname would become ‘Bloody Sam’ because these movies often contained extreme violence and bloody action sequences. His career started when he got to do jobs for director Don Siegel. Then he got to direct (western) TV series. In 1961 he directed his first feature film, a western titled The Deadly Companions. However, it was with his second feature, Ride the High Country (1962), that Peckinpah really began to establish his reputation. He died of a stroke in 1984, 59 years of age.

Filmography (a selection): Broken Arrow (1958, TV episode), The Rifleman (1958-59, TV episodes), Klondike (1960, TV series), The Deadly Companions (1961), Ride the High Country (1962), Major Dundee (1965), Moon Wine (1966, TV), The Wild Bunch (1969), The Ballad of Cable Hogue (1970), Straw Dogs (1971), Junior Bonner (1972), The Getaway (1972), Pat Garrett & Billy the Kid (1973), Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia (1974), The Killer Elite (1975), Cross of Iron (1977), Convoy (1978), The Osterman Weekend (1983)