Remember When: The Sopranos’ Best Moments (2)

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Remember when in Covid times, I published the Top 100 of the most memorable moments from The Sopranos? I was going through my FilmDungeon archives the other day and found a number of great scenes that didn’t make the cut to that memorable feature. The Sopranos is so brilliant that even when you rate the best top 100 moments, there are easily a hundred more. So hereby the best moments from the show that the previous feature didn’t include:

Ungrateful

Episode: Full Leather Jacket (SE2, EP8)
Characters: Carmela, Richie, Polish maid and husband

That look on Richie’s face when he sees his leather jacket on the husband of Tony’s Polish maid, who has come to pick up a TV set (“in Poland he was a mechanical engineer”). Richie had given the jacket to Tony to make good for the problems between them. He was real proud of it too, since he’d taken it off Rocco DiMeo, the cocksucker with the toughest reputation in Essex County. And now, in the blink of an eye, it’s all washed down the fucking toilet.

Law Enforcement

Episode: The Knight in White Satin Armor (SE2, EP12)
Characters: Pussy, Christopher, Tommy Mack and 7/11 Clerk

Pussy’s dilemma about betraying his friends is over. Now he’s suffering from Stockholm syndrome; he thinks he’s an FBI agent. Despite his FBI contact telling him not to, he follows Christopher and an associate who are out to rob a shipment of Pokémon cards, all the while talking into a walkie-talkie like he’s in Jake and the Fatman. But he malfunctions behind the wheel, hitting a 7/11 clerk before bumping into a parked car. The central message here is that Pussy has gone truly delusional.

The Deer Hunter

Episode: Pine Barrens (SE3, EP11)
Characters: Paulie and Christopher

In Pine Barrens, Paulie and Christopher are like the Mafia’s Cheech and Chong. In this sequence, Paulie loses his shoe and Christopher shoots a deer in a pathetic attempt to kill the Russian they lost. “Four years in the army, kid”, Paulie told Christopher a little earlier. Well, it shows.

Vipers

Episode: The Ride (SE6, EP9)
Characters: Tony, Christopher and bikers

Thrillseekers Tony and Christopher have an old school bandit experience when they rob a few crates of wine from a bunch of bikers (the Vipers), who are stealing it from a store. It ends up in a shoot-out and Christopher manages to shoot one of the bikers. You can feel the sensation of the moment, which is the whole point of this episode, called The Ride. Yiiiiyyyaaaa!!!!!!

There Has Been an Accident…

Episode: Kennedy and Heidi (SE6, EP18)
Characters: Tony and Carmela

Some of the greatest acting in The Sopranos comes from Edie Falco in this scene, in which Tony calls Carmela to tell her Christopher is dead. She really makes the pain and the shock so very tangible. A terribly realistic and heartfelt scene. This is dramatic television at its best.

Die Hard

Episode: Mayham (SE6, EP3)
Characters: Paulie Gualtieri, Cary DiBartolo and Colombian drug dealers

Paulie Walnuts shows us why he is one of the heaviest hitters in Tony’s crew. During a drug warehouse burglary, he and an associate take out three Colombians. Paulie sticks a knife in one as if it’s a daily routine. He does take some damage though; a knee in the testicles. But it’s worth it since they walk away with close to a million bucks.

Curto Rats!

Episode: Proshai Livushka (SE3, EP2)
Characters: Raymond Curto and FBI-man

Pussy’s body hasn’t sunk to the bottom of the ocean yet, or a new FBI-rat is revealed. This time it’s senior mobster Raymond Curto. The Sopranos is full of surprises. It has already been said many times in this series; mobsters don’t have room for the penal experience anymore, so they turn government witness. One out of every five guys is a rat, according to Tony. Curto appeared old school, but he’s singing to the feds anyway; a true soprano this one. He even seems to do his side job with much enthusiasm.

Curto Dies!

Episode: Members Only (SE6, EP1)
Characters: Raymond Curto and Agent Robyn Sanseverino

Right after Tony cries that he can’t catch a lucky break, he catches one without even knowing it. Raymond Curto, who was revealed to be a snitch in Season 3, dies of a heart attack in his FBI contact’s car. This is one of these great Sopranos surprises; Curto was the last known rat the feds had, so it could definitely be expected that he would play a major role in the final season as a threat to Tony. But no, the writers always go for the unexpected and succeed.

Mr. Brownstone

Episode: The Ride (SE6, EP9)
Characters: Christopher, Corky Caporale and stray dog

When Christopher meets his doped-up buddy Corky Caporale to pay him for the hit on Rusty Millio, he relapses and shoots some skag. He then spends the night completely high with a stray dog. The song ‘The Dolphins’ by folk artist Fred Neil that plays throughout the sequence is perfect.

Tracy and Hepburn

Episode: Whitecaps (SE4, EP13)
Characters: Carmela and Tony

In their second major confrontation in Whitecaps, long-buried grievances resurface, as so often happens in a marital crisis. Tony reminds Carmela of the time she told him he was going to hell while he was awaiting his first MRI. Carmela fires back by confessing that she was in love with Furio, prompting Tony to punch a hole in the wall. He retaliates by saying he was drawn to Svetlana because she had ‘substance’, and he mocks Carmela with a pointed ‘poor you’, echoing Livia’s old refrain. Tony is unmistakably the crueler party in this exchange, and it’s hard not to feel some sympathy for Carmela. Yet she, too, has spent years refusing to see the truth. Tony has never really changed; he simply concealed his worst instincts behind a veneer of roguish charm. Now, that veneer has worn thin, and everything is more transparent than ever.

Splitting Enemies

Episode: The Knight in White Satin Armor (SE2, EP12)
Characters: Junior, Bobby, Richie and Jackie Jr.

He may be old, but Junior is still a strategic expert. When Richie comes to tell him that Ally Boy Barese is out in setting up a hit on Tony, he acts all disappointed. But as soon Richie is gone he weighs his long term interests. “The loser. He couldn’t fucking sell it. He’s not respected. We’re better off with Tony.” Since Junior wanted to whack Tony himself in the previous season, this wasn’t the expected outcome. That’s the thing with these wiseguys; you never know who is gonna get whacked next, but once they make up their minds, it’s gonna happen really fast.

Call Me Superstitious

Episode: Made in America (SE6, EP21)
Characters: Tony and Paulie

After a dark sixth season, it is nice to see the series return to its lighter roots in the finale. Paulie and Tony talk about superstition, which is always an entertaining subject between the two of them. The cat adds to the fun. It is also a bizarre sight to see these guys sitting outside Satriale’s with nothing but empty chairs. The place used to be crowded with mobsters. Now Paulie and Tony are basically the only old school guys left. Strange.

Living on a Thin Line

Episode: University (SE3, EP6)
Characters: Ralphie and Tracee

In the list, the ups and downers all come by and this is a definite downer, like the entire – terrible – episode University. It gives us insight into the dark lives of Bada Bing strippers; having to give blow jobs to horrible men, pieces of shit like Ralphie. Tracee, who’s pregnant with his baby, makes a mistake here and hits Ralph, who’s high on blow and a major psycho to begin with. He then begins to beat poor Tracee to death. It is horrible to watch, but this is the type of people these wiseguys are. This was made clear many times before, but in this scene you really get it in your face. It’s very, very ugly.

Crushed

Episode: Made in America (SE6, EP21)
Characters: Phil & Patty Leotardo, their grandkids, Walden Belfiore and Bystanders

New Jersey defeats New York on one single blow. Phil’s death reminds of a scene straight out of Six Feet Under. His head gets crushed under the wheel of his own SUV after having been popped in the head by young associate Walden Belfiore. He had it coming with his constant complaining. This is the final kill in the series. One of Tony’s worst antagonists is no more.

A Little Pain

Episode: Long Term Parking (SE5, EP12)
Characters: Tony and Christopher

After Adriana’s death, Christopher is watching ¡Three Amigos!. He admits to Tony that he snored a little H because he couldn’t handle the pain. He really loved her, he says. Tony is tired of his bullshit and kicks the living hell out of him. A grim ending of the Adriana story thread.

Three O’Clock High

Episode: From Where to Eternity (SE2, EP9)
Characters: Christopher and Paulie

In this episode, Christopher had a near death experience and visited hell. Over there, he got a message from Mikey Palmice for Paulie and Tony; three o’clock. Now, is this for real or was Chrissy just high on morphine? Tony thinks it’s the second option, but Paulie is freaked out by the whole thing. In this scene he is convincing Christopher, or actually himself, that Chris did not visit hell, but only purgatory. “Just a little detour on our way to paradise.” This might give Christopher a little piece of mind, but certainly not Paulie.

Class of 2004

Episode: Two Tonys (SE5, EP1)
Characters: Tony, Janice, Bobby and Sophie

Tony and Bobby are watching a news item. What better way to start a new season of a mob show than to introduce four new Mafia characters who are about to be released from prison? Even better; the four characters are all portrayed by great actors that earned their stripes in gangster films. Steve Buscemi plays Tony Blundetto, Frank Vincent is Phil Leotardo, Joe Santos portrays Angelo Garepe and last but not least; Robert Loggia plays Michele ‘Feech’ La Manna. This promises to be another awesome season.

Fried Chicken

Episode: Members Only (SE6, EP1)
Characters: Eugene Pontecorvo and Teddy Spirodakis

Eugene Pontecorvo wants to retire from the mob, but in the Mafia, there is no such thing as retirement. In an attempt to please the bosses, Eugene whacks a gambler in Boston for not paying his gambling debts. In the end, this pretty brutal murder gains him nothing; just another bad deed for a soldier in the mob, for whom there eventually is only one way out…

Crime and Punishment

Episode: Watching To Much Television (SE4, EP7)
Characters: Tony, Irina and Ronald Zellman

Never mess with the former goomar of a mob boss, even if it’s been years since their break-up. The corrupt assemblyman Ronnie Zellman already had a feeling he would get punished this episode, he told his equally corrupt business partner earlier. His feelings prove to be correct in this hard-to-watch scene. Tony gives him a truly humiliating beating with a belt. It may be for entirely the wrong reason, but he definitely had it coming.

Safe House

Episode: The Blue Comet (SE6, EP20)
Characters: Tony, Paulie, Carlo, Silvio (cardboard version), Dante ‘Buddha’ Greco and Walden Belfiore

The perfect ending to a perfect episode. These makers sure know how to set the mood. Tony in that room with the machine gun Bobby gave him for his birthday is both unsettling and tense. Perfect set-up for the final episode Made in America. How is this gonna end?

The Contract

Episode: The Weight (SE4, EP4)
Characters: Silvio, Christopher, Lou ‘DiMaggio’ Galina, Frank Crisci, Chris Galina and Rose Galina

Lou DiMaggio and the Atwell Avenue Boys. That is where Silvio and Christopher are sent to put out a hit on Johnny Sack. The old hounds are already introduced through a frightening story by Uncle Junior (the DiMaggio legend). Their appearance, some weird chromosome dysfunction around their eyes, makes them all the more creepy. Interesting detail: Richard Bright who played Al Neri in The Godfather is one of the hitmen in this scene.

The Happy Wanderer

Episode: The Happy Wanderer (SE2, EP6)
Characters: Tony and Dr. Melfi

This session is something of a sequel to ‘The Strong Silent Type’ in Season 1. Now the theme is ‘The Happy Wanderer’. Tony feels like a loser despite having the world by the balls. He resents Melfi for making him feel like a victim, yet he admires the Gary Cooper type. So now he wants to smash her face into hamburger like all the clear-headed types he sees walking down the street. She once again explains the realities to him: his parents made it impossible for him to experience joy. So now he has no choice but to join the rest of the douchebags in therapy.

Blackmail

Episode: Sentimental Education (SE5, EP6)
Characters: Carmela and Robert Wegler

Carmela finds out what being married to the mob really means when her new boyfriend Mr. Wegler accuses her of “strong-arming him with pussy”. The way he says it is way out of line, but the point he makes is not so strange. She is used to getting what she wants…

Pimping Out Ralphie

Episode: Christopher (SE4, EP3)
Characters: Ralphie and Janice

We already sat through Richie making love to Janice at gunpoint in Season 2. Two seasons later Janice is dating another major creep; Ralphie (brilliantly played by Joe Pantaliono). David Chase decided it was time to throw another disturbing image at us; Janice making love with Ralphie from behind using a vibrator. “How much did you make today, slut? Only three hundred? I’ll put you back on the street, ho. Make you work that ass.”

Crazy Horse Murder

Episode: Long Term Parking (SE5, EP12)
Characters: Matush, Kamal, Gilbert Nieves and Adriana

The Sopranos goes CSI. The entire episode Long Term Parking is filled with memorable moments and this is one of them. A highly realistic murder in The Crazy Horse over a drug dispute. Ironically, this stabbing turns out not only to be fatal for the victim Gilbert Nieves, but for Adriana as well.

Make-up Sex

Episode: From Where to Eternity (SE2, EP9)
Characters: Tony and Carmela

It has been a rough time for Tony and Carmela’s marriage. He has been cheating on her and she wants him to have a vasectomy (snip snip) to prevent his goomar becoming pregnant. God forbid, Tony should have a bastard child. After giving her a hard time, he agrees, but Carm has changed her mind. She may want a third kid… Tony and Carm make love for the first time in the series and it’s the perfect ending to a great episode. Otis Redding provides the soundtrack.

Use Your Head

Episode: Whoever Did This (SE4, EP9)
Characters: Tony, Christopher and Ralphie

In the episode Whoever Did This, the series briefly turns into a horror film, when Tony and Chris put Ralphie’s head and hands in a bowling bag. This could be a scene from American Psycho or The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Very chilling stuff.

1184

Episode: Two Tonys (SE5, EP1)
Characters: Tony, Paulie, Christopher, Silvio, Carlo Gervasi, Johnny Sack and Raymond Curto

“Jesus, I’m stuffed. I can’t remember the last time I ate this much.” The boys are out for dinner and the newly made guy Christopher has to pick up the tab. It’s the reason for another fight between Christopher and Paulie, who likes to rub it in. “My friend here would like the check. Hehehehe 1184. I gotta play that number.” Later in the evening, they make up by whacking the waiter together. Now that’s bonding between friends.

Big Mouth Billy Bass

Episode: “To Save Us All From Satan’s Power” (SE3, EP10)
Characters: Tony, Carmela, A.J. and Meadow

Tony gets the perfect Christmas present from Meadow; a Big Mouth Billy Bass. This is a singing fish that sings; ‘Take Me To The River’ from Al Green. This thing freaked Tony out before and the same thing happens now. All episode long, Tony has been dealing with guilt over killing Pussy – who was singing to the feds – and this is the perfect reminder of his deeds. He earned it. Pussy the Fish will continue to haunt him forever.

Return of the Legend

Episode: Two Tonys (SE5, EP1)
Characters: Tony, Feech La Manna, Bobby and Junior

“You know what’s the biggest change for me? Broads shaving their bushes. I went over to Silvio’s; it’s like the girl scouts over there.” Feech La Manna, the legendary mobster who we have heard about before, is back! He is portrayed with great intensity by Robert Loggia. What an eyebrows, what a voice. There are lots of wisecracks and jokes in this scene. There is also immediate tension between Tony and Feech which promises trouble for the season to come.

Rat Trap

Episode: I Dream of Jeannie Cusamano (SE1, EP13)
Characters: Christopher, Silvio and Jimmie Altieri

Lovers of the violence in this series will appreciate this whacking. Mob informant Jimmie Altieri is lured into a trap by Chrissy and shot through his head by Silvio. His brains are splattered all over the wall. A civilian later finds him with a rat in his mouth.

Acting Boss

Episode: Mayham (SE6, EP3)
Characters: Silvio and Gabriella Dante

With Tony in the hospital, Silvio steps up as acting boss. ‘Acting boss’ is the appropriate title. Silvio is acting like boss, but does he feel it? While his wife flatters him, Sil remains level headed. He’s better as number two. Strategy. Advice. This is the first time we really see Silvio in the dynamics of his own household and it’s an entertaining look. His wife keeps on tempting him to fill the void Tony will leave when – god forbids – he dies. She is thinking about a bigger pay day as well. Silvio tells her he was considered as boss in the past, but it wasn’t for him. Still, he wouldn’t sneeze on it, would he?

True Friendship

Episode: All Happy Families (SE5, EP4)
Characters: Tony, Paulie, Vito, Silvio, Tony Blundetto, Feech La Manna and other gamblers

“What do you get when you cross an accountant and a giant jet airplane? A boring 747.” After a remark by Carmela about the truthfulness of his friends, Tony observes them more closely and guess what? They laugh a little too hard at his not-that-great accountant-joke. That slow-motion shot of these laughing faces is genius.

Tony’s Analysis

Episode: Stage 5 (SE6, EP14)
Characters: Tony and Dr. Melfi

Tony is genuinely hurt about Christopher’s portrayal of him in Cleaver. “After all I did for this kid, he thinks I’m some asshole bully.”
The relationship between Tony and Chris is going down the hill even further than it already was.
“Is it possible you are reading into this too much?”, asks Dr. Melfi.
Tony: “I’ve been coming here for years. I know too much of the subconscious now.”

Silent Treatment

Episode: He is Risen (SE3, EP8)
Characters: Tony, Ralphie, Christopher and Paulie

Tony shows his managerial excellence once again. On advice of Dr. Melfi, he read ‘The Art of War’ by Sun Tzu and finds it very useful in his daily gangster management. When Ralph Cifaretto becomes a problem, Tony puts the strategic lessons from the book into practice. ‘Annoy your enemies’, is the approach in this scene. Ralphie comes to apologize for “disrespecting the Bing and the girl’. Tony lets him crawl. He hardly says anything and doesn’t even let Ralphie sit down. When Ralph makes his apologies, all he says is; “anything else?” Even though Ralph is a bastard, this scene is hard to watch.

Warning: Danger!

Episode: Irregular Around the Margins (SE5, EP5)
Characters: Tony and Adriana

‘Danger’ is all over this scene. Tony is about to have sex with Christopher’s fiancée which would be a disaster relationship wise. The discussion between the two is about Adriana’s secret FBI friend Daniele. On top of that, there is the physical danger: Tony swerves to avoid a raccoon on the road and flips his SUV on its driver’s side. The beauty of this incident is that you immediately start to worry. What will they all think of this? Will they think….? Yes, they will soon after.

Blind Spot

Episode: The Ride (SE6, EP9)
Characters: Carmela and Liz La Cerva

“Carmela Soprano, how’s your daughter?”, begins Adriana’s mother Liz when she meets Carmela at the annual feast of Elzéar of Sabran. Then after Carmela’s “Fine”, she says: “well, mine is dead.” Goosebumps. Carmela is faced – again – with Adriana’s faith, but she just doesn’t see it. In Season 6 she completely accepted her faith as, what series creator David Chase calls: housewife-whore.

An Unfriendly Drink

Episode: Walk Like a Man (SE6, EP17)
Characters: Christopher, Paulie, Tony, Patsy, Bobby, Silvio, Carlo, Walden Belfiore, Jason Molinaro, Dante ‘Buddha’ Greco, Benny Fazio and Anthony Maffei

“To good times”. The way things are brewing now they will be over soon. Chris has a few drinks too many with Paulie to make up for the feud they recently had. Then he has to take a whole lot of insults that even include his daughter. Everybody laughs at Christopher, including the diabolical Tony. Chris seems to take it well, surprisingly enough. But under the surface things are happening that aren’t so healthy.

Forced Retirement

Episode: The Test Dream (SE5, EP11)
Characters: Phil Leotardo, Billy Leotardo and Angelo Garepe

The Leotardo brothers take out Carmine Lupertazzi’s old consiglieri Angelo for cooperating with Little Carmine against Johnny Sack. The trunk murder is a reference to the death of Billy Batts in GoodFellas, who is played by Frank Vincent (Phil Leotardo).

The Groom Feeds the Bride

Episode: Mr. and Mrs. John Sacrimoni Request (SE6, EP5)
Characters: The entire New York and New Jersey families (except Rusty Millio)

One of many great moments at Allegra Sacrimoni’s 400.000 dollar wedding. The atmosphere at the wedding is delivered perfectly. It’s like you are standing there yourself. This is how you do production design in a Mafia series; the music, the people, the traditions, it’s all there and all great.

Story Arc

Episode: Walk Like a Man (SE6, EP17)
Characters: Christopher and J.T. Dolan

A drunken Chris visits screenwriter T.J. who has functioned as the mob’s bitch ever since he borrowed cash from Christopher. The poor slob doesn’t realise how dangerous Chris is at this point. After Christopher starts spilling his guts about Adriana and Ralph Cifaretto, T.J. blows him off which leads to his killing. He quite literally made his Law and Order deadline.

Prone to Depression

Episode: The Second Coming (SE6, EP19)
Characters: A.J., Tony, Carmela and Dr. Richard Vogel

A.J.’s family therapy after his attempted suicide is absolutely hilarious. It is great to hear them discuss all these memorable events from the past. Like Livia telling A.J. “it’s all a big nothing”, or Carmela calling A.J. an animal for smoking marijuana at his confirmation. And all the time you hear A.J. mimicking Tony, who in turn is mimicking Livia. Then Tony finds Coco’s tooth in the fold of his right pant leg… Oh jeez.

Ambushed

Episode: Whitecaps (SE4, EP13)
Characters: Christopher, Benny Fazio, Petey LaRosa, Credenzo Curtis and Stanley Johnson

After the hit on Carmine Lupertazi is cancelled, Tony tells Chris that nobody can find out it was ever considered. Chris ensures the silence of the contracted hitmen by having them whacked by associates Benny Fazio and Petey LaRosa. This is how it’s done in the shady underworld these characters inhabit. Dirty ‘n mean.

Watchman

Episode: Two Tonys (SE5, EP1)
Characters: Tony

This is just an image really, but a powerful one. Tony holding guard for the bear in Two Tonys is the perfect final image of this episode. The cigar, the assault riffle; there is only one Tony and this is him. The heavy rock music makes it even better.

Remember When: The Sopranos’ Best Moments (1)

Remember when in Covid times, I published the Top 100 of the most memorable moments from The Sopranos? I was going through my FilmDungeon archives the other day and found a number of great scenes that didn’t make the cut to that memorable feature. The Sopranos is so brilliant that even when you rate the best top 100 moments, there are easily a hundred more. So hereby the best moments from the show that the previous feature didn’t include:

Fuck Doc

Episode: Remember When (SE6, EP15)
Characters: Faustino ‘Doc’ Santoro, Bodyguard, Butch DeConcini, shooters

Let’s hit it off with a good whacking. The Sopranos is full of them and this one is particularly delicious. Frontrunner for the New York No1 position, Faustino ‘Doc’ Santoro gets shot outside a massage parlour along with his bodyguard by Phil Leotardo’s guys. Doc sealed his faith earlier this episode by literally taking food from Phil’s plate. Reminds me of the real life Paul Castellano hit. Oh, and that eyeshot is framed beautifully, Coppola style.

Spitting Image

Episode: A Guy Walks Into a Psychiatrist’s Office… (SE2, EP1)
Characters: Tony, Paulie, Pussy, Silvio, Raymond Curto and Gigi Cestone

Silvio, whose hair seems to grow an inch each season, does terrific Al Pacino imitations. Not for nothing, they are a massive source of amusement to the wiseguys. In this scene, he is on a roll and does no less than three imitations. The best one is the middle one in which he imitates Michael Corleone lying to his wife Kay.
“Michael, is it true?”
“No.”
“You fucking schifosa!”
The whole crew is in stitches.

Talkin’ To Me?

Episode: Everybody Hurts (SE4, EP6)
Characters: Artie

Artie made an unwise business decision by lending 50.000 dollars – which he borrowed from Tony by the way – to a French entrepreneur. Of course he hasn’t heard from him since, so on Tony’s advice he is going to his house to confront him. In this scene he is practicing for the showdown. It’s very impressive: “I called you five times. Qu’est-ce que c’est message machine broken? You fucking avoiding me motherfucker?” The eventual showdown doesn’t go so well. Artie is a doucheback, but a sympathetic one most of the time.

A True Friend

Episode: D-Girl (SE2, EP7)
Characters: Pussy, A.J. and Skip Lipari

On his confirmation, A.J. is caught smoking marijuana (the animal) and gets sent to his room. His godfather Pussy – who is wearing a wire at the occasion – goes up to talk to him. While the feds are listening in, he tells A.J. a genuinely touching story about how Tony can be a really good guy. When Pussy’s sister was in the hospital when they were kids, Tony went with him to visit her every time. On the day that she died, Tony was there also. Pussy later breaks down and weeps on the toilet; he is fixing on betraying a true friend, while A.J. justifyingly wonders; “why did he do all these great things before he was my dad?”

Sea Vous Play

Episode: Remember When (SE6, EP15)
Characters: Tony and Paulie

At this point in the extended sixth season, Tony has sunk rock bottom. While on the lam for an old murder, the evil Tony considers whacking Paulie – whom he has known for ages – for talking too much. This Tony has become more and more of a paranoid and twisted man. And any hopes for improvement have gone down the toilet.

Eating Shit

Episode: Long Term Parking (SE5, EP12)
Characters: Johnny Sack, Phil Leotardo, Tony, Silvio, Christopher and Jimmy Petrille

Tony practically has to go on his knees to Johnny Sack after his cousin went off the reservation and whacked Phil’s kid brother Billy Leotardo. The way Johnny brings it is beautiful: “The lone gunman theory. I want your cousin on a fucking spit. You either deliver that prick to my door or I will rain a shitstorm down on you and your family like you have never fucking seen.”

AR-10

Episode: Sopranos Home Movies (SE6, EP13)
Characters: Tony and Bobby

Another example of why Tony and his crew are bad for the world. While spending time with Bobby, Tony starts blowing up poor innocent trees with the monstrous machine gun Bobby gave him for his 47th birthday. Can’t these guys come up with less destructive leisure activities?

Choices Made

Episode: Stage 5 (SE6, EP14)
Characters: Johnny, Ginny and Allegra Sacrimoni

Johnny Sack is dying of lung cancer. In this scene he tells his family, but he is not allowed to touch them. The last season is about making choices, if anything else. Johnny Sack is in this shitty position because of the choices he made in his life. To join the mob… Those choices also include smoking by the way; the scene ends with him bumming a smoke from a fellow inmate. Like Cleaver, Johnny is now in stage 4 and there won’t be a stage 5. It is heart wrecking, which makes this impressive writing/directing/acting considering we are watching a cold blooded murderer here.

Health Hazard

Episode: Kennedy and Heidi (SE6, EP18)
Characters: Waste collectors

Don’t shit where you eat. Tony’s refusal to settle a garbage dispute with Phil leads to this; the dumping of asbestos in a Jersey marsh. You can hear the ducks that Tony loved so much in the pilot episode… Terrible scene, that is telling for the current state these characters are in. Tony has become more comfortably numb than Christopher ever was on smack. It is also a methaphor for screwed up American shareholder capatalism. It’s all about the money – nothing else is valued anymore. 

The D Word

Episode: Commendatori (SE2, EP4)
Characters: Carmela, Angie Bonpensiero and Rosalie Aprile

“Angie, you must be relieved Pussy is back, right?”, Carmela asks Pussy’s wife. Wrong! This is a great scene featuring ‘the wives of…’. It is beautiful because they get confronted with the fact that their husbands suck and they should all get a divorce, like Angie now realises. The men are in Italy, a trip Carmela wasn’t even invited on, so she has reasons to be pissed. But Carmela is clearly in the denial phase in this episode; “you know what the church says about divorce?” Well, what about murder, Carm? ‘Con te partirò’ (also released as ‘Time to Say Goodbye’) by Andrea Bocelli is fittingly used as theme music here.

Retribution

Episode: Isabella (SE1, EP12)
Characters: Tony, Carmela, A.J., Meadow, Silvio, Paulie, Christopher, Uncle Junior, Livia and Father Phil

After the failed attempt on Tony’s life, it is comforting to see that his crew immediately comes over to protect him and – off course – to look for retribution. They all know it was Junior, who comes in acting all concerned together with Livia. They look all the more concerned when Silvio says; “when we’re done with them, they are gonna wish they never been born.” There is a lot going on in this scene. Livia starts acting demented so she can’t be held accountable for her part in the bodged hit and Tony gets back at Father Phil for sleeping over earlier in the season. It’s a beautiful family reunion.

The Funeral

Episode: Army of One (SE3, EP13)
Characters: Tony, Carmela, Meadow, A.J., Rosalie Aprile, Ralphie, Silvio & Gabriella Dante, Junior, Bobby, Paulie, Johnny & Ginni Sacrimoni and Christopher

While Jackie Jr.’s murder was pretty uneventful (shot in the back of the head by Vito), his funeral is all the more exciting. While they are preparing to insert his casket in the Aprile family grave, half of the guests are arrested and the other half run with their tails between their legs. And the turn-up was already pretty shitty. Take with that the ugly, urban burial place and the depressing mood is complete.

Big Mouth Parisi

Episode: A Guy Walks Into a Psychiatrist’s Office… (SE2, EP1)
Characters: Gigi Cestone and Philly Parisi

No Philly Parisi, it is never a smart move to crack jokes about a recently appointed mob boss. Especially not if you are on the losing team. The killer Gigi Cestone is the smart one for switching camps. Before Philly leaves his home his wife tells him, “Don’t forget the pastries”, a reference to The Godfather when Peter Clemenza’s wife tells him, “Don’t forget the cannoli”, before going on the journey in which Paulie Gatto is killed for his role in the attempted hit on Don Vito Corleone.

Bada Bing Surprise

Episode: Denial, Anger, Acceptance (SE1, EP3)
Characters: Tony, Jackie Aprile and stripper

An element that has always served The Sopranos writers well in coming up with amusing situations, is how the values of Mafiosi are quite different from most other people. For example, when Tony wants to organise a little party for his sick friend Jackie, he has a stripper from the Bada Bing act like a nurse at his hospital bed. Then off course, Jackie and the girl get to have a little private time. This is not a treatment many cancer patients will receive. “It was nice of you to have a little party for your friend”, Dr. Melfi says later. No reason at all to disagree.

Sad Clown

Episode: The Strong Silent Type (SE4, EP10)
Characters: Tony and Dr. Melfi

This is crucial therapy for Tony, who’s grieving over the loss of Pie-O-Mie. Dr. Melfi: “It is sad that you’ve lost something you loved. That being said; it’s a horse. Last time it was ducks. You haven’t grieved this way for people.” It is true; a real sociopath like Tony has no empathy at all for people, but when it comes to animals, they strangely affect him. “You’ve caused much suffering yourself, haven’t you?”, Melfi tries, but it doesn’t land. Tony is going for self-pity all the way.

Comply or Die!

Episode: A Guy Walks Into a Psychiatrist’s Office… (SE2, EP1)
Characters: Christopher, Adriana, Matt Bevilaqua, Sean Gismonte and traders

At the start of this episode, we learn that an Asian guy gets Christopher a broker’s degree. In this scene, we find out why. The Sopranos are pulling a pump and dump scheme through a brokerage firm; they push a stock called Webistics and quickly dump it when the value reaches its top. Christopher is the Compliance Officer of the firm, which means he is either sleeping or taking his girlfriend to the beach. In his absence he leaves two Mafia wannabes in charge who hospitalise a trader here because he is pushing the wrong stock. “Anybody else got a problem with Webistics?” Yet, another funny look at the almost inconceivable immoral way these guys make their money.

DEFCON 4

Episode: Meadowlands (SE1, EP4)
Characters: Tony, Big Pussy, Paulie, Silvio and Christopher

After they find out that Jackie Aprile just died, the Soprano crew do a toast to their friend and leader. In this scene, you can see how little the bond of these mobsters really means. Tony is a little upset, sure, but there is no way you can tell that one of his best friends has just passed away. One of the strippers almost gets more emotional. These mobsters are cold people. Then Christopher barges in who’s furious at Junior for taking over his turf. “This ain’t negotiation time. This is Scarface, final scene, bazooka under each arm, say hello to my little friend!” With this comic act, Chris reminds the audience why it is so much fun to watch these mobsters anyway.

A New Approach

Episode: Second Opinion (SE3, EP7)
Characters: Carmela and Dr. Krakower

Carmela isn’t used to this kind of talk. In Second Opinion she goes to see a psychiatrist whose approach is a little different from Dr. Melfi’s. He tells her outright that she should get a divorce and take the children. “Enabler would be a better job description for you than accomplice. My apologies. You can never say you haven’t been told.”

The Captain

Episode: He is Risen (SE3, EP8)
Characters: Tony and Gloria Trillo

This is another perfect ending to an episode. Junior advised Tony earlier; “That’s what being a boss is; you steer the ship the best way you know. In the meantime, you take your pleasures when you can.” Tony does just that; he makes Ralphie captain after Gigi dies and at the end he is taking his pleasure in the form of Gloria; an fiery Italian dame he met at Dr. Melfi’s. The lyrics of the song ‘The Captain’ by Casey Chambers add to the substance of the scene. They seem to be told from Gloria’s perspective; a girl who is extremely uncertain of herself, and gives herself completely to a man. In other words; a borderline girl, what Gloria off course is, and Tony will soon discover. But first he briefly gets to enjoy the good times.

Truth Be Told

Episode: Cold Cuts (SE5, EP10)
Characters: Christopher and Adriana

Christopher is frustrated with Tony Blundetto getting spoiled by Tony. He is whining to Adriana, who in return tries to convince him to leave. “Maybe you could pick up your writing or male modelling”, she suggests. Christopher: “As a male model, I would probably be a success, but I couldn’t stand to be around these fucking people. I’m a soldier, Adriana. When are you gonna understand that?” Brilliant dialogues and characterisations.

Going Home

Episode: Mayham (SE6, EP3)
Characters: Tony and the Man

“You’re going home. Everyone is in there.” Tony reaches the end of his coma dream, where he is welcomed by The Man (Tony B.) to join his family in a spooky old house. Tony wisely decides against it, helped by Meadow’s voice and wakes up. This is the closest The Sopranos ever gets in showing what Tony’s hell might look like. Livia is there and probably a lot of other ghouls from his past. It’s unsettling to say the least.

Through the Meat Grinder

Episode: The Knight in White Satin Armor (SE2, EP12)
Characters: Christopher and Furio

Never order a salami sub in a pork store owned by mobsters, because at night they use the grinder for a different type of meat. Christopher and Furio dispose of Richie Aprile’s body. “We have to speed this up”, Chrissy tells Furio. “You know what time these humps come in for work? Five o’clock, meat delivery. It will be a while before I eat anything from Satriale’s.”

Close Call

Episode: Where’s Johnny? (SE5, EP3)
Characters: Lorraine Calluzo, Jason Evanina, Bartender, Phil Leotardo, Joey Peeps and Phil’s associate.

A woman shylock, Lorraine Calluzo, and her partner in crime Jason Evanina, collect a debt from a bartender. They get threatened by Phil Leotardo and his associates for kicking up to Little Carmine instead of Johnny Sack. It’s very menacing. Phil shoots at her, but stops the bullet with a phonebook. It only made it to the ‘R’. And Lorraine has obviously hung around these mob figures too long. “Please, I suck your cock. All of you guys.” Jesus Christ.

Egg Salad

Episode: Two Tonys (SE5, EP1)
Characters: Tony, Johnny Sack, Carmine Lupertazzi and Angelo Garepe

The makers of The Sopranos are specialists in creating disturbing imagery. This scene contains one of the worst. Carmine, the boss of the New York Lupertazzi crime family has a stroke on the golf course with egg salad in his mouth. Even worse is the comment; “Get that egg salad out of his mouth.” Disgusting. Eggs are also a symbol for death in The Sopranos like oranges are in The Godfather. Whenever someone eats them, you know the Grim Reaper is around the corner.

Let Sleeping Dogs Lie

Episode: The Strong Silent Type (SE4, EP10)
Characters: Christopher and Cosette

At the start of The Strong Silent Type, Christopher is cooking up. After he injected the heroin into his veins, he sat down on Adriana’s poor, little Maltese Cosette. What a dog this Christopher! Tony isn’t gonna like this when he finds out…

Unprepared

Episode: The Test Dream (SE5, EP11)
Characters: Tony and Coach Molinaro

‘Football’ is a recurring theme in The Sopranos. In Tony’s extensive dream in The Test Dream it all comes together. He reaches the man he is ordered to kill. It turns out to be Tony’s old football coach. They have a conversation. The bottomline: Tony was special, a leader type, but chose the easy way of living. Then the gun he brought to kill the coach turns into shit. This refers to the title; a test dream is a dream in which an individual turns up late for a test in school and is wearing no clothing, meaning that the person is unprepared for a test or another task they have to face. In Tony’s case, this task is whacking Tony B., who is about to step out of line.

Costa Mesa

Episode: Join the Club (SE6, EP2)
Characters: Kevin Finnerty and Radisson quests & staff

Following the cliffhanger of Members Only in which Tony was shot by his Uncle Junior, he wakes up in a strange place called Costa Mesa. It later turns out to be a comatose dream Tony has, in which he is a sales rep named Kevin Finnery (without Jersey accent). The mood of Costa Mesa is very well done. It’s a bit strange and unsettling, this dream world, like a scene from Twin Peaks. The atmosphere is really what makes this sequence work.

Ballbreaker

Episode: The Rat Pack (SE5, EP2)
Characters: Paulie, Silvio, Vito and Tony Blundetto

“What do I find at the pork store? A bunch of guys beating the meat.” Tony Blundetto is out of jail five minutes and he is already showing what a terrific ballbreaker he is. To Paulie: “You got to let them dry before you put on a second coat?” To Vito: “You gonna deal those? They’re not candy bars. You gotta let some of them go.” Then he shows another specialty; massages. Great guy this Blundetto. The series needed a comical replacement for Ralphie, who was whacked in the previous season.

Dirty Mouth

Episode: The Second Coming (SE6, EP19)
Characters: Tony, Butch DeConcini and Salvatore ‘Coco’ Cogliano

The Jersey – New York conflict reaches a critical point when Tony pulls a Derek Vinyard on Coco, an idiotic mobster who made a few nasty remarks to Meadow earlier while drunk. Never a smart play with a mob boss’ daughter. The ultra violence in the series is getting grittier, while the atmosphere in this scene is extremely menacing. This NJ-NY-bomb is certainly ready to blow.

Future Outlook (1)

Episode: For All Debts Public and Private (SE4, EP1)
Characters: Tony and Dr. Melfi

Tony looks into his future with Dr. Melfi and he sees two endings for a high profile guy like him; “dead or in the can. Big percent of the time.” This scene ties directly to the final scene in Holsten’s where Tony is seemingly facing both these pianos hanging over his head. At this point, he still sees a third option; creating an unbreakable bond with his nephew Christopher and communicating only through him. “Why are you telling me?”, Dr. Melfi asks. “I guess I trust you”, Tony replies. This is the point where she should get really concerned, she is becoming more and more his consiglieri.

Future Outlook (2)

Episode: Sopranos Home Movies (SE6, EP13)
Characters: Tony and Bobby

Wiseguys live pretty much from day to day, but once in a while they look into the future. While leisurely floating around in a boat together, Tony and Bobby look at theirs. Death is always out there and so is an indictment by the Justice Department. Tony decides to give Bobby a bigger responsibility because things with Christopher aren’t turning out the way he planned. They also discuss the fact that Bobby never killed anyone despite his father being ‘the terminator’. An important scene in setting up the events that are about to unfold in the final 9 episodes.

End of a Friendship

Episode: Chasing It (SE6, EP16)
Characters: Tony and Hesh

In Season 6B, Tony is gambling everything away, even his close friendships. When Hesh’ girlfriend Renata dies in her sleep, Tony – disgustingly – slams the 200K at Hesh he borrowed from him. Don’t think he is gonna offer Hesh some comfort and support instead. They have now become completely estranged. This is Hesh’ final scene in the series.

Moment of Truth

Episode: All Happy Families (SE5, EP4)
Characters: Billy Leotardo, Lorraine Calluzo, Jason Evanina, Phil Leotardo and Joey Peeps

The first victims in the New York conflict are Lorraine Calluzo and Jason Evanina. They are brutally killed by Billy Leotardo and Joey Peeps on orders of Johnny Sack. Watching Lorraine running through her house naked and then falling down next to her lover’s dead body is a pretty horrific sight. No soothing moment in this death. In terms of mise-en-scène, it reminds of Adriana’s killing later this season.

Comforting

Episode: Join the Club (SE6, EP2)
Characters: Carmela and Tony

This scene is included solely because of Edie Falco’s excellent performance. She is talking to the comatose Tony (shot by Junior) and shares memories, in the hope that he doesn’t die. The way she handles this vast scope of different emotions and expressions makes her one of the finest actresses of the small screen.

Natural Canopy

Episode: Full Leather Jacket (SE2, EP8)
Characters: Richie, two associates, Matt Bevilaqua and Sean Gismonte

These wiseguys are true experts in coming up with the most creative insults for each other. Richie shows great talent here when Matt and Sean come to visit him to score points. About Christopher he says; “The attitude on that camel nosed fuck. He touches my niece again, I’m gonna tear him apart piece by piece.” Matt and Sean are amazed; “Camel nosed, you can’t make that shit up!” Richie: “I just did. You ever noticed how he is the only motherfucker who can smoke a cigarette in the rain with his hands tied behind his back?” That’s just brilliant.

Blood Relations

Episode: For All Debts Public and Private (SE4, EP1)
Characters: Tony and Christopher

Tony does some effective relationship building with Christopher here. He brings him to the retirement party of Barry Haydu, a former cop who killed Christopher’s father. Now Chris can pay him back. Tony acts weird around Chris, but his story on Haydu seems to check out with Christopher’s memories, so it is probably true. Still, it is becoming increasingly clear how dangerous Tony really is. He wants Chris in his grip and he takes him, just like that. The dark times in The Sopranos have now begun and Tony is the devil himself, so it appears.

No Way!

Episode: Do Not Resuscitate (SE2, EP2)
Characters: Pussy and Skip Lipari

After a lot of hustle in season 1 about Pussy being a rat or not, it was decided that he is not. After all, Jimmie Altieri was the traitor right? Also a fat guy with black hair. Now that Pussy has returned everything is back to normal again. Then we find out Pussy is a rat after all! In this scene he is talking to an FBI agent. An amazing twist that nobody saw coming.

Flipping Ade

Episode: No Show (SE4, EP2)
Characters: Adriana, Danielle, Agent Frank Cubitoso and Agent Harris

The feds use strikingly intimidating tactics to flip their targets, as we see during Adriana’s interrogation. They threaten her with a serious charge – intent to sell and distribute cocaine – that could put her away for 25 years. They also warn that if she refuses to cooperate, Tony will learn that she brought an undercover FBI agent to his house for Sunday dinner. “We’ll probably never hear about it, though. Chances are you and Christopher will just disappear.” Overwhelmed, Adriana vomits. It’s the beginning of one of the most harrowing and consequential plot lines in the entire series.

Macho Man

Episode: Mr. and Mrs. John Sacrimoni Request (SE6, EP5)
Characters: Tony, Christopher, Bobby, Paulie, Silvio, Patsy, Jason Molinaro, Dante ‘Buddha’ Greco, James ‘Murmur’ Zancone and Perry Annunziata

After he comes back from the hospital his underlings start to second guess him, so what does Tony do? He takes on the most athletic guy he can find, Muscles Marinara, and kicks his butt. The guy can’t hit Tony back, but it’s about window dressing anyway. This scene shows that these guys function pretty much like apes, with Tony still as supreme Gorilla.

Kingsley’s “Fuck”

Episode: Luxury Lounge (SE6, EP7)
Characters: Christopher, James ‘Murmur’ Zancone, Ben Kingsley and agent

Chris and Murmur are on the plane back from Christopher’s little movie adventure. They are still grinning about the Lauren Bacall rough-up when Ben Kingsley enters, who totally doesn’t like to be around the obnoxious Christopher anymore. His agent booked him on the wrong flight. His subsequent delivery of the F word is one of the best in the entire series. Faaackkk!!!

Meeting of Minds

Episode: Kaicha (SE6, EP12)
Characters: Tony, Phil, Silvio, Little Carmine, Butch DeConcini and Gerry Torciano

Carmine Jr., with his attempts at eloquence, is always good for a few laughs. He organised a meeting between Tony and Phil to discuss the rising tension. He opens the meeting with: “Now, I wouldn’t call it a sit-down because of the inclement negative implications. Let’s think of it as a meeting of minds.” When things are smoothened between the two rivals, Carmine brings up Phil’s brother Billy, who was murdered by Tony’s cousin Tony B. Oh no.

Long Overdue

Episode: For All Debts Public and Private (SE4, EP1)
Characters: Christopher and his mother Joanne Moltisanti

In the first post 9/11 episode, the economic situation of the United States plays a major role. While the US wants to pay back the Taliban and al-Queda for their attack on the WTC, Carmela worries about money and Tony wants his captains to start earning more. Christopher settles a long standing personal debt. He whacks the murderer of his father: Detective Lieutenant Barry Haydu. In this closing scene at his mother’s house, he sticks Haydu’s final one dollar bill on his mother’s refrigerator. Debt paid in full. In his turn, Chris is now indebted to Tony for providing him with the information about his father’s murderer. It all comes together quite nicely here.

The Vision

Episode: Long Term Parking (SE5, EP12)
Characters: Christopher and New Jersey Family

Christopher has to choose; leaving with Adriana or sticking around with Tony. Then he sees what he dreads the most; a family of poor people stepping in a beat-up Chevrolet Citation. He makes his choice then and there and Adriana’s faith is sealed.

Reunited

Episode: Cold Stones (SE6, EP11)
Characters: Carmela, Adriana, Gendarme and Cosette

While in Paris, Carmela has a beautifully shot dream about Adriana walking by the Eiffel Tower. She is reunited with Cosette again. Then a gendarme tells her; “somebody needs to tell your friend she’s dead.” Carmela’s subconscious is trying to tell her something…

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My Favorite TV Episode of All Time

You know that we do take-away.
We deliver too.
Open twenty-four hours, babe.
Just waiting on a call from you.

The Sopranos
Episode 26 – Funhouse (Season 2 Final)

Directed by
John Patterson

Written by
David Chase & Todd A. Kessler

Regular Cast
James Gandolfini … Tony Soprano
Lorraine Bracco … Dr. Jennifer Melfi
Edie Falco … Carmela soprano
Michael Imperioli … Christopher Moltisanti
Dominic Chianese … Corrado ‘Junior’ Soprano
Vincent Pastore … Salvatore ‘Big Pussy’ Bonpensiero
Steven Van Zandt … Silvio Dante
Tony Sirico … Paulie ‘Walnuts’ Gualtieri
Robert Iler … Anthony ‘A.J.’ Soprano
Jamie-Lynn Sigler … Meadow Soprano
Nancy Marchand … Livia Soprano

Guest Players
Jerry Adler … Herman ‘Hesh’ Rapkin
Federico Castelluccio … Furio Guinta
John Ventimiglia … Artie Bucco
Dan Grimaldi … Patsy Parisi
Frank Pellegrino … Frank Cubitoso
Robert Patrick … David Scatino
Louis Lombardi, Jr. … Skip Lipari
Matt Servitto … Agent Harris
Sofia Milos … Anna Lisa
Maureen Van Zandt … Gabriella Dante
Toni Kalem … Angie Bonpensiero
David Margulies … Neil Mink
Nicole Burdette … Barbara Giglione
Tom Aldredge … Hugh DeAngelis
Suzanne Shepherd … Mary DeAngelis
John Fiore … Gigi Cestone
Robert Lupone … Bruce Cusamano
Barbara Andres … Quintina
Sig Libowitz … Hillel
David Anzuelo … Flight Attendant
Kathleen Fasolino … Meadow’s friend
Ray Garvey … Airport Guard
David Healy … Vice Principal
Ajay Mehta … Sundeep Kumar
Jay Palit … Indian Man

Wrap Up
Tony is feeling pretty good, despite his mother busting his chops after Janice left. He solves it by giving her airline tickets of the Scatino bust-out, so she can go and visit an old aunt (aunt Quinn, the other miserabile). He’s earning good enough money with a prepaid phone card scheme to buy Carmela a mink coat and he’s not so depressed anymore. Another reason for Tony’s untroubled state-of-mind is the demise of Richie, ‘All my enemies are smoked’, Tony tells his crew optimistically during a diner. But it is too good to be true, his unconsciousness tries to tell him. He gets food poisoning the day after. And in a fever dream Silvio tells him, ‘our true enemy has yet to reveal himself’, in true Al Pacino style. Silvio is even wearing the maroon vest Pacino wore in The Godfather III.

Pussy’s not feeling so well. He has to give his phone card earnings straight to FBI Agent Skip Lipari. He didn’t get food poisoning though, even though he ate at the same restaurants; an Indian place and Artie Bucco’s. Tony suspects Artie’s shellfish, but when Artie calls Pussy they find out he doesn’t have any symptoms, while they had different courses at the Indian place. Tony starts dreaming again, about him at the boardwalks. First he dreams that he sets himself on fire in front of his friends because he’s diagnosed with terminal cancer (‘what if they’re wrong?’). Then he dreams that he shoots Paulie Walnuts during a card game. He discusses the meaning with Dr. Melfi in a dream therapy session, while he also talks about Pussy. ‘Pussy’ in multiple ways.

Tony knows something is not feeling right about Big Pussy. He also knows someone has to get whacked, because of the Paulie dream. In another dream sequence, a fish who looks and talks like Big Pussy tells Tony he has been working with the federal government. Tony still doesn’t want to believe it, but when he wakes up he knows what has to be done. A little later, Tony and Silvio come by Big Pussy’s house to pick him up to help them buy a boat. Tony, still sick, pretends to get another attack and goes into the upstairs bathroom. While Silvio keeps Big Pussy downstairs with Angie, drinking coffee, Tony searches the bedroom. He finds what he was looking for; wiring equipment and tapes. When Tony comes downstairs he says, ‘who’s ready to buy a boat?’

Paulie Walnuts is waiting by the boat and Pussy is getting nervous. The boat departs and when open water is reached, Pussy is taken below deck, where Tony confronts him with his betrayal. After denying it, Big Pussy has no choice but to confess. He knows his number is up. And after a last round of tequila with his friends, the inevitable happens, Tony, Paulie and Silvio shoot Pussy and he drops dead in the cabin. His body is placed in a bag with weights and entrusted to the Atlantic Ocean.

When Tony comes home, his mother calls to tell him that she is being held by airport security for the Scatino tickets. Not much later the FBI comes by with a warrant. Just when Tony is handcuffed, Meadow comes in with her friends, one day before her graduation. Luckily Tony gets off easy but he is still concerned. The season ends the way it started, with a montage of all the Soprano crew’s businesses, such as Barone Sanitation, the Jewish owned hotel, the phone card scam and David Scatino who’s divorced, broke and leaving town. The scene is scored by The Rolling Stones with ‘Thru and Thru’, an insanely great choice.

At Meadows graduation party the whole Soprano cast is present and it’s one big happy family again. Tony stands alone in the living room, smoking a cigar and reflecting on recent times. The final shot is from the ocean, where Pussy sleeps forever.

Why Great?
This final episode of the second season is extremely well written and directed. It is a powerful and surprising final episode that reminds of a Greek tragedy. Tony has to make his hardest decision yet. This is totally necessary in his leadership position, but he was also the one who loved Big Pussy most whose death is therefore a great loss for him. And for the viewer as well. Pussy’s passing and the dream sequences leading up to it are so far the most exciting and memorable moments of the Soprano saga.

When I first watched ‘Funhouse’, I just couldn’t believe it. I was hoping for a terrific episode to wrap up the season, like season 1 did with ‘I Dream of Jeannie Cusamano’. A conventional finale that neatly ties up the remaining storylines, although The Sopranos was never conventional. ‘Funhouse’ did something else entirely. By adding twenty minutes of dreamtime I got much closer to Twin Peaks than to the mob films it originally seemed to be based on. It does resolve the main remaining story – that Big Pussy is indeed ‘singing’ for the feds – but it does so in a brilliantly surprising way. By delving into the main character’s subconscious and making him realise the ugly truth his conscious self couldn’t accept.

Michael Imperioli (who plays Christopher) has a theory*1 about the episode. That Tony didn’t have food poisoning at all, but that it was the knowledge that he had to kill his friend that made him so sick. And killing his friend he does. The scene on the boat, of which the interior scenes were shot in a studio, is a dramatic highlight of the show. Brilliant acting by the cast, especially James Gandolfini and Vincent Pastore as Pussy. It’s ridiculous that season 2 didn’t win the major Emmy Awards that year, but they weren’t ready for The Sopranos yet. The show has been groundbreaking from the beginning, and this episode really took it to another level again.

Finest Moment: Pussy on the Brain
Tony is having fever dreams while suffering from bad food poisoning. All dreams have certain elements in common; danger, cancer (destruction from inside out) and Pussy. It all leads up to this final dream; the dream in which Pussy – in fish shape, but it really looks like Pussy! – reveals to Tony that he is working for the government. It is in moments like this that The Sopranos is at its most powerful; using a dream as a method to really push the plot forward. In the first season, when his mother wanted him whacked, Tony was in denial and started fantasising about a Madonna. But he didn’t acknowledge the truth until he heard his mother speak on the FBI tapes. Now, Tony has learned to listen to his subconscious. He has been having a strange feeling about Pussy for a long time and now he is open to the ultimate truth. When he wakes up he knows. The fish is also a brilliant find. In a macho gang like the Sopranos, it is considered unmanly to betray your friends. Therefore, it is Pussy – the guy with the feminine name – who’s a rat. There is also a pussy joke in there, pussy smells like… you get the picture. The reference is also to death, as in ‘sleeps with the fishes’, and it foreshadows Pussy’s ultimate resting place, the ocean. This dream is the perfect crossover between the series’ essentials; the mob and psychiatry.

*1 Talking Sopranos Podcast, episode 26 – Funhouse.

10 Management Lessons From Highly Successful Gangsters

By Jeppe Kleijngeld

Running a large company or criminal empire, what’s the difference? The demands for its managers and leaders are very similar for sure. As a leader, your vision needs to inspire others and your actions need to have significant impact. You also need to be able to effectively solve problems and prevent painful blunders. Taking a close look at 10 highly successful gangsters from popular movies and television series can be inspirational. Eventually most of them went down, but they all had impressive careers as criminal CEO’s. What can business leaders learn from their successful approaches and significant failures?

1. Plan all your actions carefully
Neil McCauley
The Gangster: Neil McCauley, Heat

The Lesson: In the spectacular opening scene of Michael Mann’s Heat, criminal chief Neil McCauley and his team of robbers manage to take down a huge score. The key to their success? Planning, planning, planning. McCauley is a perfectionist; every detail needs to be scrupulously prepared, nothing can be left to coincidence. It there is even a slight chance that something is wrong; he will walk away from a job no matter how much money is at stake. Off course, there is a slight bump in the road for McCauley and his team later on, but that is only because pulling armed robberies is a highly volatile business. But even with a terrific investigation team on their tail lead by a fanatical Al Pacino, they manage to take down another – even larger – score later on in the movie.

2. Build a team you can rely on
Joe Cabot
The Gangster: Joe Cabot, Reservoir Dogs

The Lesson: ‘I should have my head examined for going with someone I wasn’t a 100 percent on…’ Yeah, you should have Joe. As a manager, your most important task is to choose the right people around you and make them perform optimally. When you have a crucial project to realise – a diamond heist in Joe Cabot’s case – you don’t want to take any chances on whom you hire for the job. Joe’s negligence at this point, allowed a special LAPD-agent to infiltrate his crew, leading to a disastrous outcome for the project and all those involved.

3. Always look out for opportunities and know when to strike
Henry Hill
The Gangster: Henry Hill, GoodFellas

The Lesson: In Wiseguy, the novel on which the classic mob movie GoodFellas is based, protagonist Henry Hill describes his bewonderment at how lazy many people are. Great entrepreneurs like him are always looking for new ways to make money. Once in a while, a golden opportunity arises and a highly successful business manager will recognize this once in a lifetime chance and grab it. In Henry Hill’s case, this was the Air France heist in 1967. He walked away with 420.000 US dollars from the Air France cargo terminal at JFK International Airport without using a gun; the largest cash robbery that had taken place at the time. This was Hill’s ticket to long term success within the Mafia.

4. Analyse, decide and execute with conviction
Michael Corleone
The Gangster: Michael Corleone, The Godfather

The Lesson: Your success as executive depends for a great deal on the way you make decisions and follow them through. When his father, family patriarch Don Vito Corleone, is shot by Virgil ‘The Turk’ Sollozzo, Michael Corleone knows the threat of his father’s killing will not be over until Sollozo is dead. That is his analysis. Then, without any hesitation, he decides to kill Sollozo despite the hard consequences that he knows will follow. The third part – the execution – he performs flawlessly, killing Sollozo and his bodyguard Police Captain McCluskey in a restaurant. Michael later in the film again proves to be an extremely decisive leader when he has the heads of the five families killed when they conspire against the Corleone family.

5. Support the local community
Young Vito Corleone
The Gangster: Young Vito Corleone, The Godfather Part II

The Lesson: For long term success, you need more than just great products (in the mob’s case: protection, gambling and theft). You will need commitment from all your stakeholders and especially goodwill from the communities you operate in. Young Vito Corleone sees that gangster boss Fanucci is squeezing out everybody in the neighbourhood he lives in. Nobody is happy with him. So he murders Fanucci and takes over as neighbourhood chieftain. Rather than squeezing out people, he starts helping them. Every favour he does for somebody, earns him a favour in return. Those are a lot of favours and a lot of people who think he deserves his success and wealth. They are willing to give everything for their Don.

6. Don’t be afraid to use your subconscious
Tony Soprano
The Gangster: Tony Soprano, The Sopranos

The Lesson: As a leader, you want to base your decisions on hard facts as much as possible, but sometimes your intuition is much more powerful than the greatest performance dashboard in the world. In the first season of HBO’s monumental Mafia series The Sopranos, family patriarch Tony Soprano’s own mother tries to have him whacked. He had revealing dreams about this before it happened, but refused to look at the painful true meaning of these dreams. Through therapy, he learned to use his subconscious like a true expert, so when his friend Big Pussy Bonpensiero starts ratting for the FBI in season 2, he knows something is wrong. In a fever dream, Big Pussy (as a fish), reveals the hard truth to Tony. When he wakes up, he knows exactly what to do. Big Pussy must sleep with the fishes. Tony’s new ability to listen to his subconscious makes him a much more effective leader.

7. Think and act faster
Nucky Thompson
The Gangster: Nucky Thompson, Boardwalk Empire

The Lesson: After a botched assassination attempt on bootlegger and crooked politician Nucky Thompson, his enemies are left numb and indecisive of what to do next. Nucky – on the other hand – immediately makes a counter move. He goes to see his enemies and tells them the attempt on his life changed his perspective on things. He will abandon the bootlegging business and politics, so his enemies can take over. In secret however, Nucky books a trip to Ireland the next day, where he purchases a huge amount of cheap and highly qualitative Irish whiskey. His enemies underestimated him. By thinking and acting faster than his opponents, Nucky manages to surprise them and outperform them in business.

8. Take compliance seriously
Al Capone
The Gangster: Al Capone, The Untouchables

The Lesson: He was the king of his trade; the bootlegging business in Chicago. He made millions importing booze and selling it to bars and clubs. The thing that brought him down was income tax evasion. Managers can learn a simple truth from this mistake; compliance is your license to operate. Off course in Capone’s case this was a little different because he did not have any legal income to begin with, but many CEO’s of businesses have fallen into the same compliance trap. Sure, sometimes it is cheaper to pay a fine than to spend a fortune on meeting some obsolete policy, but you should never fail to answer to the most important rules and regulations. So even when it is sometimes tempting to bend the rules, in the end: being non-compliant is always more costly than being compliant.

9. Ride the Industry Waves
Tony Montana
The Gangster: Tony Montana, Scarface

The Lesson: Every industry has its waves, and a great CEO knows how to ride these waves. Take the drug business in the 1980’s. Cocaine was coming up big time in Florida. After Montana gets rid of his weak boss Frank, he sets up a massive cocaine trade in Miami and surroundings. His supply chain is very efficient. He imports the stuff straight from the source in Bolivia. Nobody can compete with that. It isn’t before long that Montana is Florida’s one and only cocaine king.

10. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer
Don Vito Corleone
The Gangster: Don Vito Corleone, The Godfather

The Lesson: You want to know what your competitors are up to? Invite them over for dinner and a meeting. Don Vito Corleone does it all the time. When he invites the heads of the five families for a sit down, in this powerful scene in The Godfather, he learns a great deal. It is not Tattaglia he should worry about, but that treacherous Barzini. Now that he understands the conspiracy against the Corleone family, he can help his son Michael take the necessary precautions.